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Nigel Burke

The surgeon on surgeon simulator obviously
Hi Nigel Burke time to kill bob
by Nock norberg May 29, 2019
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Hot Nigel

A sex act where a person claims they will pull out, yet instead leave their dick in for 3 more pumps after fornication.

3 pumps = 3 years before Brexit
OMG Ross, you can’t just Hot Nigel in me!
by bArnacleBoY333 March 16, 2020
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Nigersaurus

I like nigersaurusus more than you
by Boi u clapped June 5, 2019
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Nigel Thornberry

Nigel Thornberry, originally a cartoon character on the 90s Nickelodeon series The Wild Thornberrys. He's portrayed as an adventurous wildlife documentarian who often rambles in an indiscernible English accent.

He recently became an internet meme, featuring his random ramblings of put into songs such as Firework by Katy Perry, Blah Blah Blah by Ke$ha, and Bad Romance by Lady Gaga.

He's also been featured in GIFs, and traditional meme captions saying things like "They said I could be anything, so I became a BLARGHHARGHHH!" and "Keep calm and BLARGHHARGHH on."

In conclusion, Nigel Thornberry is the most awesome cartoon ever. And if you disagree, you can go blarghharghhh yourself.
BABY YOU'RE A BLARGHHARGHHHH!

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how big is your nose?

On a scale of 1 to Nigel Thornberry, how smashing are you?
by Distances. July 1, 2011
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Nigel the Pig

Nigel is a legendary pig located in Florida. He is a guinea pig purchased in the spring of 2012. He is commonly referred to as "Nigel" or "Pig." Nigel has black and white fur and grew very rapidly despite the lights being on for the majority of the day. It is unknown how Nigel got sleep. Nigel has a close, personal relationship with the legendary Anthony Favata. Anthony Favata is not the owner of the legendary pig. Nigel was fed a lot of hay.
Guy 1: Yo its Nigel

Guy 1: Yo hows the pig

Guy 2: Oh Shoot! Its Nigel the Pig

Guy 3: Yo, get that thing out of here!

Anthony Favata: Yo chill out its just a pig. Yo pig, Uncle Favata has got your back (pokes finger at Nigel).
by yoitsnigelthepig December 15, 2013
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Quiet Nigel

The act of quietly and descreatly masterbating while others are around and present in the vicinity. Some examples include but are not limited to camping,prision and sharing a hotel room.
While camping with Bill and Mike I felt over welmingly horney. The guys were in the tent so I had to pull a quiet Nigel.
by mikeyears81 November 14, 2015
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James Nielssen

A slang term used to define people of great social wealth, class, popularity, and overall greatness. If you are called a James Nielssen it is a HUGE compliment and you will want to remember that forever. They are commonly know so socialize with people called "erk"s, who are also very dominant around the socialogical "watering hole". If a person is called this, they are usually great at everything to do, and you have yet to find one bad thing about them. They are compared to God in many political and social debates, and have almost been banned by the U.N because too many people were committing suicide, due to the fact that they knew they could never be a James Nielssen.
Erk: Wow, this guy is great, i guess ill call him James Nielssen.
Derek: Thats a great idea! He must be perfect in every way.
Jacob: Obviously.
by erkthejerk3499 October 28, 2010
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