Niels

Loves emma wallesjö
Emma is hot only a niels can get her!
by Greken sju December 21, 2016
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A very thin man that looks like a 15 years old child who is scared of bugs and is extremely pitiful. They usually wear very tight pants and their lips tend to be swollen and chapped.
Daniel: I just saw a spider and while I was running away I fell off and someone stepped on me.

Joey: What's wrong with you? haha you're such a niel!
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A God. Extremely elusive. He just appears from different timelines, and also theorized that he appears from different worlds. He intervenes sometimes, at random, ranging from giving a hand on huge crisis to just pranking people. Seems to be omnipotent. Avoids being seen, only appears if the right conditions are met. Conditions are still unknown. Visual appearance are weirdly random, could be a plant, animal, human, or a monster/alien. Only visible to their target(s).

First records of being spotted is in a cave, drawn by one of the very first caveman known.
Old man: You know, let me tell you a story

Young boy: What is it grandpa?

Old man: I've been saved once before by a Man riding a Dragon...

Young boy: Dragons aren't real.

Old man: Yes they aren't real, at least in our world. The one riding the dragon. His name is Niel.

Young boy: Niel?

Old man: Aha! Young boy, I've spent some years researching who, when and where his origins are. It turns out he's a God that appears out of nowhere.

Young boy: Wow that's amazing! Are you making stories grandpa?

Old man: Look him up on the library, you will know and remember the name Niel. I maybe one of the luckiest living thing that encountered such elusive being.

Young boy: Okay grandpa!
by ConquerorZen March 19, 2022
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Niel is a poes. He will die for you, if you are worthy... but if you're not - he will die laughing as your lifeless body melts into a smelly mess on the floor.
Jo ma se niel is klein
by Zootar November 25, 2021
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Niel is an arabic name it stands for peace and love and being a dick to everyone
Dude stop bullying me you are such a niel
by LeeroyJackson November 21, 2021
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A gay slur, mostly used for drag queens and homosexual people.
Person 1: Fuck you you big fucking Niels

Person 2: No queeeennnnnnn, im naawwwwttttt
by Pijktiek December 11, 2023
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A Niel is someone that likes to play video games such as Ark: Survival Evolved and Minecraft.
Joshua: Look! He is playing video games!
Matthias: What a Niel.
by Anonimous7379 December 09, 2019
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