Newsense 

A clothing line derived from the word nuisance..Inspired by street art, skating and music. Website is Newsenseclothing.com.

Mark: Lets paint today!
Chad: Shoots!
Mark: After we paint lets check out this place..I heard a new stock of newsense shirts were made.
Chad: Shooooooooots! we can also buy caps. K dont forget your longboard..
Mark: Shooooooots!!^^

Newsense by Newspapers August 17, 2011

Newsfeed Whore 

Noun: A person who is frequently on facebook's newsfeed.
Whenever you sign on and look at the newsfeed to see what your friends have been up to, you can't find out because the ONE person takes it all up with their recent boring activity.

me: "Let me sign onto facebook and see what everyone has been up to!"
1 minute later
me: "well... it looks like Sarah has been posting quite a few videos lately.."
Cletus: "ya, she's such a newsfeed whore"

Newsfeed Whore by Ivan Shelly January 4, 2009

blowing up newsfeed 

The act of repeatedly posting messages, links, photos, or statuses that nobody else particularly cares about on facebook to the point where your posts completely cover everyone else's newsfeed/live feed. This usually results in everybody who is misfortunate enough to be your friend to become extremely irritated with you (as they have a right to be) and hide you from their newsfeed.

This girl keeps posting status updates about how much she loves her stupid boyfriend!
Oh I know! Her posts are blowing up newsfeed!

blowing up newsfeed by gtobs July 27, 2010

newsertainment 

n. 1. Mindless information about an entertainer or show that is portrayed as news.

"In our top story: Cody was voted off the island this week in a stunning upset during tonight's episode of survivor..."

newsertainment by Stephen Metrulas September 24, 2004

Newsies 

A very fun and cute though extremely gay Disney musical from the 90's.

Filled with good looking boys who can't seem to stop slapping each other in the face, touch each other, push each other up against walls, throw arms around each other's waists, and comethisclosetokissing.

Direct quotes from Newsies:

"On me back, Mush!"

"Gently Dave, gently..."

"A pair a' new shoes with matchin' laces...."

"Jack- why don't you spend the night here?"

"We're gonna be partners!"

Newsies by blondestereotype January 19, 2008

Nessie’s revenge 

Bad case of diarrhea while traveling through Scotland

Good thing Frazier is wearing a kilt. drinking all that buckfast is gonna give him a bad case of Nessie’s revenge , he’d likely ruin his undewaear.

Nessie’s revenge by etlucent December 24, 2017

Ad Newseum 

The feeling one gets during a long news cycle when all forms of media continue to report the same information over and over and over and over again. Ad Newseum is characterized by irritability, nausea, abusive language and remarks hurled at televisions and computer screens and generalized impatience.

The Ad Newseum caused by all this repetitive covid-19 coverage is intense. If I hear one more time, just one more time, about toilet paper hoarding or social distancing, I swear I'm going to put the tv through the f-ing wall!!!

Ad Newseum by SebonWeissman April 3, 2020