nephew

what to call someone looking hard

"wassup nephew" (must be said hella hard and while dogging the person)

by Nigga Please May 7, 2003

nephew

What only children may have had a chance of enjoying if their parents were less stingy with their reproductive organs.

My nephew was hit by a beer truck last tuesday. They've got an open bar at the wake.

by L0sT June 27, 2006

Talking to My Nephew

Masturbating, Jacking Off, Beating Your Meat.

Hey man, open the door. What are you doing in there?" "Get out of here man, I'm talking to my nephew.

by Sir Huey Von Dickenstein December 2, 2010

ur nephew LGBTQ

Not the worst, but a realatively strong comeback derived from the sexualality relations insult group. This can beat everything up to and including “ur brother” a mother but overpowered by “ur granny a tranny”.

Person 1: Ur mom gay
Person 2: No u
Person 1: Ur brother a mother

Person 2: Ur nephew LGBTQ
Person 1: Ur granny a tranny

*Person 2 walks away and accepts defeat*

by Shoeless219 May 16, 2018

nephew in refuge

a terrible insult that the devil himself fears to use

Rohan: Hey Fred, you suck ass
Fred: I’ll say it
Rohan: hahaha like you have the guts
Fred: UR NEPHEW IN REFUGE
Rohan: *dies while body immediately burns to ash and hell caves over earth*

by brownskinyute2004 May 15, 2018

Nephew

A late 2017 term used to inform women that have friend zoned you that you don’t find them attractive and they are not close to your heart anymore. You still function with them like family but you no longer care for their well being the same as you would for a female that you’re crushing or listing after

Girl: “What are you plans for the weekend? Want to catch a movie or something?”

Guy: “ I’m keeping my options open nephew.”

by Torebi October 8, 2017

Newpheg

Newpheg (Noun)

A player of an MMORPGwhom:

1. Everyone dislikes
2. Is a new, annoying player.
3. Has deemed himself a loser by lying to attain popularity.
4. One who thinks the entire world revolves around himself or anyone like him.

Newphegs often end with getting banned from said MMORPG.

That guy was such a newpheg, he thought that he could back talk the GMs. Look where that got him.

by Sahiro October 19, 2008