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Newpheg (Noun)

A player of an MMORPGwhom:

1. Everyone dislikes
2. Is a new, annoying player.
3. Has deemed himself a loser by lying to attain popularity.
4. One who thinks the entire world revolves around himself or anyone like him.

Newphegs often end with getting banned from said MMORPG.
That guy was such a newpheg, he thought that he could back talk the GMs. Look where that got him.
Newpheg by Sahiro October 19, 2008
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Short form of Nepheg is Neph. One of the coolest people you can befriend, loyal af, respects everyone around him, is a little shy at times, but also very adamant in an argument. Cant keep secrets even if he tried his best, so its always advised to only share secrets with Nepheg if you trust him.
guy: hey did you talk with Nepheg Yesterday?

girl: yeah I did, he is very chill and a little funny too.
Nepheg by definitely-not-neph November 22, 2021
Related Words
the word evil parents teach their kids if they want to screw them over for life instead of nephew. means the exact same thing. useful with dyslexic children.
the magicians newphen was actually an alright book.
newphen by rogerdogermcloger March 20, 2009
It's the coolest nephew that you have
My newphew will graduate this year
newphew by tizio83 February 6, 2018
Industrious, eternal optimist. Never gives up. Stealth, fish documentarian.
I put the Newpher on the wannabe fisherman.
newpher by SteelHeadSlayer June 4, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026