Tanning beds look like neon coffins and the more you use one, the likely hood of you heading to a real coffin increases, thanks to skin cancer.
Mark - You look dead you need to get on a tanning bed.
Me - I'd rather look dead than use a neon coffin and end up dead.
Mark - What?
Me - It's symbolism, think about it.
Me - I'd rather look dead than use a neon coffin and end up dead.
Mark - What?
Me - It's symbolism, think about it.
by Scot90 July 25, 2012
Get the Neon Coffin mug.When a man ejaculates on the face of his partner under a black light. The light causes the salty maple syrup to glow while marinating on the victim's face, thus causing the beard shaped puddle to illuminate. Talented bearders can design mustaches and sideburns as well.
Jeb: Hey, how was the rave at 'Club Cage' last night?
Clarence: From what I remember it was a very special time. Karen and I reached a new point in our relationship because there were black lights in the bathroom as well. I convinced her to follow me in so I could finally give her a neon beard.
Jeb: That IS special, congratulations on the milestone, and tell Karen the same. How'd it turn out?
Clarence: I was so backed up that she ended up with a mustache like William Taft's, side-burns like Chester Arthur's, and a raging James Garfield beard.
Clarence: From what I remember it was a very special time. Karen and I reached a new point in our relationship because there were black lights in the bathroom as well. I convinced her to follow me in so I could finally give her a neon beard.
Jeb: That IS special, congratulations on the milestone, and tell Karen the same. How'd it turn out?
Clarence: I was so backed up that she ended up with a mustache like William Taft's, side-burns like Chester Arthur's, and a raging James Garfield beard.
by SparkyZee November 10, 2009
Get the Neon Beard mug.Related Words
newon • neonazi • neon • neon genesis evangelion • Neon Black • neon nazi • neron • Nemona • neonbug • neon cowboy
1. a specific aurora borealis that goes over the Laplands, mainly the colour red.
2. a diety said to appear before someone as they stare at a bright light including (And not limited too) the sun, strobe lighting, flash bomb or a television screen. it's often the warning point to someone before they go blind.
3. a trance hallucination where in cases, people see a blurred streak of light and to them, it appears to be moving.
4. to be clever at a physical science
2. a diety said to appear before someone as they stare at a bright light including (And not limited too) the sun, strobe lighting, flash bomb or a television screen. it's often the warning point to someone before they go blind.
3. a trance hallucination where in cases, people see a blurred streak of light and to them, it appears to be moving.
4. to be clever at a physical science
1. For a good 25 minutes, neonfoxes lit up the night sky over Sweden.
2. I'm glad that neonfox showed up when it did, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to find my way out of that rave.
3. I had to calm Ganges down, apparently he'd been seeing neonfoxes and was starting to become paranoid.
4. In chemistry everyone wants to be my partner; apparently I'm the neonfox there.
2. I'm glad that neonfox showed up when it did, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to find my way out of that rave.
3. I had to calm Ganges down, apparently he'd been seeing neonfoxes and was starting to become paranoid.
4. In chemistry everyone wants to be my partner; apparently I'm the neonfox there.
by Fox In a Trance June 28, 2009
Get the neonfox mug.by nekonails July 12, 2020
Get the Nekonails mug.A discord server (created by madvulpen) which has what many would consider the worst moderation on the planet. The staff consist of a cat an F-22 and a Canadian (All other staff are irelivant). Vulpen (the owner) has for some unknown reason banned the posting of any anime. We might never know why. Only around 50 of the 2000 people in the server actualy speak. Most of the members are undes and everyweek undes are jailed and or banned. Most conversations are about sex or war thunder. The community is fairly toxic but friendly to you depending if you make a good first impression.
User1 : when will Neon Nados moderation be fixed
User2: cry about it lmao
User 3: burger
User1: Ga
User3: Ga
User2: Ga
User3: Ga
User1: Ga
User2: cry about it lmao
User 3: burger
User1: Ga
User3: Ga
User2: Ga
User3: Ga
User1: Ga
by TotallyNotAtomic December 28, 2021
Get the Neon Nados mug.ne-ro-na /nəˈrəʊnə/ noun
1) In neuropsychology, 'Nerona' is a rare condition resulting in hyper-intelligence and frequent episodes of "humour", often accompanied by adorable laughter. Sufferers are also burdened by popularity and admiration. There is no known cure for this affliction.
2) The undocumented Eighth Wonder of the World. It is rumoured that being in the Nerona's presence induces a trance-like state of ecstasy.
3) Nerona is a fire-type pokemon who cannot be tamed. She has only appeared in Pokemon Black&White.
Primary attacks include: "savage burns" and paralysis-inducing cuteness
Weakness: bird-types
Nerona is easily identifiable by her signature call, "Yassssss!".
Not to be confused with 'Narona' or 'Verona'
See also: 'Life of the Party' , 'Gorgeous'
1) In neuropsychology, 'Nerona' is a rare condition resulting in hyper-intelligence and frequent episodes of "humour", often accompanied by adorable laughter. Sufferers are also burdened by popularity and admiration. There is no known cure for this affliction.
2) The undocumented Eighth Wonder of the World. It is rumoured that being in the Nerona's presence induces a trance-like state of ecstasy.
3) Nerona is a fire-type pokemon who cannot be tamed. She has only appeared in Pokemon Black&White.
Primary attacks include: "savage burns" and paralysis-inducing cuteness
Weakness: bird-types
Nerona is easily identifiable by her signature call, "Yassssss!".
Not to be confused with 'Narona' or 'Verona'
See also: 'Life of the Party' , 'Gorgeous'
by Anon170603 July 3, 2017
Get the Nerona mug.It’s a pretty girl with pure heart & soul. She got a mean face like when you look at her you think she mean but when you get to know her she nice. She a bad bitch. She is a strong woman who gets what she wants.Also heartbreaker
by Just skei June 6, 2020
Get the Neonila mug.