Oakley Newell

A person who never makes mistakes

I am good at everything I must be Oakley Newell.

by Wubbis November 26, 2022

Newell

Newell, WV: A four street shithole in the northern panhandle of West Virginia. Founded in 1905 when a man named Newell gave up his last hope of finding anywhere decent to live and settled down with a one-eyed, toothless, backwoods woman and produced Newell's first official retard. Newell's two claims to fame are its large population of mullet-wearin', wall-eyed, gun-totin', tobacky-chewin' illiterates; and the presence of Mountaineer, a gaming resort filled with coffin dodgers and welfare cases spending their gubment checks and shitting themselves because they don't want to leave the nickel slot machines. Outsiders often hear the sound of "Dueling Banjoes" in their heads when driving through it.

Outsider: What the fuck is that? Banjo music?
Newellite 1: What's he saying, Cletus?
Newellite 2: Cecil, you know I don't know forrin'!

(Newell)

by Frammed September 26, 2008

Newell

unlearned, ignorant, simple person, as distinguished from the educated; an ignoramus who makes threats using blogs Lies like a sidewalk Tax Evader "Big Daddy" Newell likes to pretend they have a job but also likes being destitute possess low to none intellectual powers, commonly, a person without understanding from birth; a natural fool; aka hillbilly living in a squalid shack with lots of little ones from 3 different teen moms loves white tee shirts and baseball caps, raging anger issues since birth aka as a bad temper, very violent towards small kids and women and some types of cats and dogs and gardening equipment. Is easily calmed down by watching a goldfish swim in a small tank "simple things for a simpleton"

hillbilly Newell Big Daddy Status Quo squalid Boyce fool ignoramus idiot liar bad temper violent goldfish simple

by TruthPosted September 29, 2011

todd newell

when you get a boner over a girl

i went to the beach yesterday and he/she gave me a todd newell

by skuxxx October 13, 2009

GABE NEWELL APPROVED

approved by Gabe Newell

GABE NEWELL APPROVED

by cooldude2144 December 14, 2022

Newelling

Adding words to the urban dictionary under the puerile misapprehension that it is an original thought

Some poor unfortunate thought he was clever newelling the word Soward

by The Cessinator September 29, 2011

newbelf

one who chooses the "Night Elf" race in warcraft 3 to get free wins with no effort

goddamn newbelfs are impossible to counter

by FlinxSL April 19, 2004