The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.
by SuperDoops October 25, 2010
Get the Crapstack Nessie mug.Being paid good money to do nothing and essentially waste one's life away.
Another term for this is "golden handcuffs".
Another term for this is "golden handcuffs".
Man, this job is akin to being paid to sit in a chair and be on the lookout for the loch Ness monster. Hence, Nessie watch.
by The_real_mr_fantastic September 28, 2019
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Dale: hey “Jim! why you walking like that?”
Jim: “Oh…I was up late Playing with Nessie.”
Dale: “Goddamn!”
Jim: “That'll probably be the last time since
my wife is due tomorrow.”
Dale: hey “Jim! why you walking like that?”
Jim: “Oh…I was up late Playing with Nessie.”
Dale: “Goddamn!”
Jim: “That'll probably be the last time since
my wife is due tomorrow.”
by Banana & Split June 11, 2022
Get the Playing with Nessie mug.A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.
Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!
I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!
Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.
I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!
Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.
by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010
Get the Drop a Nessie in the Loch mug.(noun)- a turd of mythical size. The base stays hidden in the bowl, while the head is the only thing that is seen. If you do not snap a picture of it....people may never believe it happened.
In addition to its length, circumference, and overall gargantuan stature, these often become what are also known as "bowl stainers." Leaving behind a mess that...well...isn't human.
In addition to its length, circumference, and overall gargantuan stature, these often become what are also known as "bowl stainers." Leaving behind a mess that...well...isn't human.
Brother: Dude, I just took a two foot bowl stainer and no one was home to see it.
Other brother: I don't believe you.
Brother: Damn! Another Loch Nessie Messie....
Other brother: I don't believe you.
Brother: Damn! Another Loch Nessie Messie....
by Lat 5 July 31, 2011
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