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Neutered Carpet

A shaved pubic region, where the hair has just slightly grown back.
My neutered carpet itched so bad during class.
by amanda rickmers January 7, 2008
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Crusty Nester

crusty: A phrase to describe someone who is dirty, trashy, slutty, etc.

nester: Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.

crusty nester: a dirty, trashy or slutty woman who is on the prowel for a husband/boyfriend, and moves into the poor man's house quickly, and takes over.
crusty: That crusty ass bitch got with my boyfriend last night. Stupid Hoe.

nester: That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.

crusty nester: That girl is a real crusty nester, dude, better make sure she cleans your bedding..you might get a disease.
by shan-manda March 8, 2011
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Nexterbation

The act of two people facing each other and watching each other masterbate at the same time.
"Since we can't have intercourse, shall we partake in nexterbation?"
by bb_424 October 26, 2012
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neuter harness

The restraint of one’s manhood.
That dog is so crazy, it needs a neuter harness.
They need to put him in a neuter harness to make sure he doesn’t procreate.
I’ll never get to see my best friend again, his wife put him in a neuter harness.
After November 2, he will be put in a neuter harness.
by King Smethnic III July 28, 2019
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Neoteric Monastic

(Noun) a member of a community which is classified as being both part of the new monasticism movement and the interspirituality movement.
The Universal Order of Sannyasa is a neoteric monastic community envisioned by Br. Wayne Teasdale and formally founded January 9, 2010.
by MinistryOfDEW July 4, 2021
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neuter

The most obvious definition:

Usually having your dog or your cat "desexed". A minor operation that leaves the animal incapable of reproducing
Did you have a veterinarian neuter your new puppy?
by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006
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neuter

Used in the movie "A Dirty Shame," directed by John waters. A neuter is a prudish person who doesn't have a sexual fetish.
When Sylvia got knocked in the head with the glass bottle, she became a neuter.
by Delicia June 30, 2005
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