Nelson

A lover of buttcrack. A faithful companion of cracks in butts, everywhere. Will love your buttcrack even through the hardships that it may face. Through life and death, through sickness and health, the Nelson will be there, to guide your buttcrack through the toughest times. You can always count on the Nelson to look out for your buttcrack.

" I'm so glad I have a Nelson in my life.. what would I do without my Nelson? "

by Cinna bunonmy elmo September 20, 2009

Nelson

To sneak quietly out of the office by tiptoeing and having your computer sign off after you leave.

"That was the best Nelson ever! I didn't even realize you left!"

by Joanie in IQC January 28, 2009

nelson

N. someone who smokes weed and has more fun doing boring everyday things rather than doing something exciting

Girl 1: Damn, I was smokin' with this guy last night. We got really high, i wanted to bone, but all he wanted to do was watch t.v.

Girl 2: Wow, what a nelson. Sounds boring

by Drake Fisher February 09, 2009

Nelsoning

v. Semi-erotic food fingering to check for quality, doneness, and juiciness approved only by Mr. Nelson himself.

You’ve been Nelsoning the crease in that chicken long enough.

by Santee Men August 11, 2020

Nelsonized

A term used in absolutely owning a person using the most random and idiotic phrases, yet it is so brilliant.

*Boy 1 to Boy 2*
Boy 1: Hey, what's red and smells like blue paint?
Boy 2: I dont know what?
Boy 1: Red paint, dumbass.
Boy 3: You just got nelsonized.

by SycoYoshi8 October 10, 2011

nelson

noun. a long, continuous, massive turd resulting from eating a foot-long sub.

Random Dude: Dang man, my girlfriend, she just shat a huge Nelson and left it in the toilet.

Random Dude 2: Dude, that's gross.

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Girl 1: Ew, there's a Nelson in my class and he just gave me his number. What should I do?????

Girl 2: Flush it down the toilet duh!

by gimmedatmoet April 25, 2011

Nelson

A situation whereby an individual performs an act that is consider stingy or selfish. The individual is reluctant to part with or share cash, food, drink, or any other items. It is also commonly used when referring to a male who is seen as a sleeze.

“Hey man, you didn’t put in for the cab ride, you’re such a Nelson.”

by Mr. Cannot February 06, 2010