nelson

noun. a long, continuous, massive turd resulting from eating a foot-long sub.

Random Dude: Dang man, my girlfriend, she just shat a huge Nelson and left it in the toilet.

Random Dude 2: Dude, that's gross.

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Girl 1: Ew, there's a Nelson in my class and he just gave me his number. What should I do?????

Girl 2: Flush it down the toilet duh!

by gimmedatmoet April 25, 2011