nerth

A hot Russian woman. It comes from the way they say nerf ball, it sounds like nerth ball. Nerthus was a ancient goddess of fertility.

It's a total nerth fest in there.

by wordcoin June 10, 2011

Nerton

The king of all trolls. Is large and oaf-like and always has his hand in his pocket. Loves to be a bastard and play with Ness in Smash Brothers.

Man that guy is such a troll, he's a Nerton.

by Hunter Van Hook June 20, 2007

Nertz

A fast paced, real time, multiplayer card game in which each team/player has their own differentiated deck of cards to play with. The object of the game is to be the first team/player to get rid of their 13 card (or whatever number is predetermined) Nertz pile by playing a multiple solitaire style game.

To learn more about the card game Nertz visit The National Nertz Association's website at http://www.playnertz.com/

by nertzfan January 3, 2009

NERTS

When you can see nipples poking through the shirt. AKA Nipples Erected Right Through Shirt

Dude, Did you see her NERTS? She had some pretty big silver dollar pancakes!

by Wild Bor November 29, 2009

nertz

a fast speed solitare game with unlimited number of players

like solitare with 4 cards flipped up to begin and a nertz pile of 13 cards all face up

by Kristy January 4, 2004

Nert

-Used to express your feelings that something is stupid, ill-conceived, immature, or just an all around bad idea. Basically means, "That's retarded!"

-First documented use in Meridian, Idaho in the early 90's. Evolved from the sound people make to immitate mental retardation.

Someone says or does something stupid. You say, "NERT!"

by jcaufield June 29, 2011

Nert

the sweat that gathers in-between your balls and gooch

"man cody likes sniffing his nert"

by jeremy dougherty June 19, 2008