Ass Navigator

A badly trashed, abused Lincoln SUV.

Person 1: "Tom's ride is so pimp."

Person 2: "What? You mean that Ass Navigator he picked up at the police auction last summer? That thing's had the shit kicked out of it real bad."

Person 1: "It's still cool, though."

Person 2: "Yeah. At least he has a car. Unlike some people I know."

Person 1: "Hey, shut up!"

Person 2: "Hahahahahaha!"

by Mick O'Neill December 6, 2006

nickel navigator

shitty ass cheap car

Joe Dirt drives a nickel navigator

by tony January 8, 2004

navigator

This is used in conjunction with the shocker. The hand formation for the shocker stays the same, but also put your thumb out. With this you can stimulate the clitorus.

She wanted it so bad I had to use the navigator.

by dcash March 5, 2003

navigator whore

when youre driving, and the dumbass riding with you feels compelled to direct every minute correction you make, youve got yourself a navigator whore.

Similar to backseat driver

Carla: get into your left lane. watch out for that van. speed up to go through this light. left, left, left!

You: I know where the fuck im going, shut up, you navigator whore!

by viciousk May 25, 2009

lincoln navigator

Piece of shit. 💩

Steve: hey what do you drive?
Micheal: I drive a Lincoln navigator!!!
Steve: O, so you drive a piece of shit. 💩

by babylon315 January 10, 2017

navigatorion

navigatorion is the true name of navigation which was mostly used back in the pirate era. however, nowadays we pronounce it navigation because we're too fat and dumb to pronounce it right xd

Nami was very skilled in the field of navigatorion.

by navigatorion November 19, 2017

dang navigators

when things dont quite work out the way that you planned them to, you often express your emotions by saying dang navigators.

*stubs the toe*
dang navigators.

by CHANTELLLLLLLL July 7, 2008