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navigatour 

A non-driver who gives directions to the driver but instead of going the most direct route sends the driver (and those in the car) down the more 'scenic' path to the detriment of expediency.
Samantha, our navigatour, showed us the more picturesque attributes of the city. However, after 45 minutes of not yet arriving at our destination Henry, the driver, took matters into his own hands and just got on the highway.
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Head Navigator 

A head navigator is somebody that cocks their head when turning a vehicle. Try walking around a corner with your head cocked. It fucking doesn't help, so why the fuck do it while you're driving?
Check out the head navigator making the right turn. Notice the head cocked to the right at 30 degrees. The fucking idiot must figure the centrifugal force of their cocked rock-head will assist with the turn somehow.
Head Navigator by Big Ed Moustapha December 23, 2010

Nagigator 

When a friend or spouse is supposed to help you with directions but, instead, constantly makes negative comments about your driving.
My wife was the nagigator on our trip to the beach.
Nagigator by tswift56 July 6, 2009
A fullsize luxury SUV made by Ford, under the luxury brand, Lincoln. It is built on the Ford Expedition chasis, and competes with the Cadillac Escalade, and the Infiniti QX56.

Lincoln has recently introduced the Navigator L, L implying it's longer wheelbase. The Navigator L competes with the Cadillac Escalade ESV.
Check out Brad's new Navigator, that thing is LUX!
Navigator by db_techno May 12, 2008

Lincoln Navigator 

An expensive leather packed Ford expedition that depreciates faster than any american made SUV.
Valet: "this is a nice expedition!"
matthew mcconaughey:" its a lincoln navigator"

vocation navigator 

A program for students to help them find true contentment in the workplace.
Have you read The Vocation Navigator Workbook?

Henry the Navigator 

adj. - one who manages to actually find the vagina with their penis. Such a person might be called "Henry the Navigator" for the accomplishment of finding said vagina without a map.

Can be put as a status on various social websites after having intercourse.
"You have accomplished feats unfound by Henry the Navigator himself."

"Dude, way to 'Henry' your way in there!"
Henry the Navigator by conair360 February 15, 2010