A non-driver who gives directions to the driver but instead of going the most direct route sends the driver (and those in the car) down the more 'scenic' path to the detriment of expediency.
Samantha, our navigatour, showed us the more picturesque attributes of the city. However, after 45 minutes of not yet arriving at our destination Henry, the driver, took matters into his own hands and just got on the highway.
by justcallmebridget July 2, 2011
Get the navigatour mug.A head navigator is somebody that cocks their head when turning a vehicle. Try walking around a corner with your head cocked. It fucking doesn't help, so why the fuck do it while you're driving?
Check out the head navigator making the right turn. Notice the head cocked to the right at 30 degrees. The fucking idiot must figure the centrifugal force of their cocked rock-head will assist with the turn somehow.
by Big Ed Moustapha December 23, 2010
Get the Head Navigator mug.When a friend or spouse is supposed to help you with directions but, instead, constantly makes negative comments about your driving.
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Get the Nagigator mug.A fullsize luxury SUV made by Ford, under the luxury brand, Lincoln. It is built on the Ford Expedition chasis, and competes with the Cadillac Escalade, and the Infiniti QX56.
Lincoln has recently introduced the Navigator L, L implying it's longer wheelbase. The Navigator L competes with the Cadillac Escalade ESV.
Lincoln has recently introduced the Navigator L, L implying it's longer wheelbase. The Navigator L competes with the Cadillac Escalade ESV.
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Get the vocation navigator mug.adj. - one who manages to actually find the vagina with their penis. Such a person might be called "Henry the Navigator" for the accomplishment of finding said vagina without a map.
Can be put as a status on various social websites after having intercourse.
Can be put as a status on various social websites after having intercourse.
"You have accomplished feats unfound by Henry the Navigator himself."
"Dude, way to 'Henry' your way in there!"
"Dude, way to 'Henry' your way in there!"
by conair360 February 15, 2010
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