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attack navel

n.

A term describing someone who is cool overall, but occasionally can be incredibly frustrating. Usually the frustration is caused by the person beating someone else at a game (Scrabble, for example) or something else competitive. Originated on the GameFAQs.com message boards years ago, and while it has maintained a presence since then, it has gone largely unnoticed.
Damn! In the last four out of six games of Scrabble, that attack navel used all seven of her letters within the first two turns!
by M.M. April 29, 2005
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Navel-Gazing

A slang term describing the act of taking a long period to think about one's thoughts & feelings, or focus on one specific topic.

Essentially, thinking really deeply and seriously about something, including yourself or others.
Shaun was so busy navel-gazing about the meaning of life that he didn't notice that the bus passed his stop.
by BlueCaptain August 19, 2013
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Fo' shavel my navel

Hairy persons version of fo' shizzle my nizzle. Means "Shave my belly button!"
by Evil Bella January 9, 2004
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United States Navel Academy

The small school of about 450-475 students directly across the street from the United States Naval Academy. Also known as St. John's College. Student body is composed of the most brilliant individuals in the world. They must first learn Greek before they can study geometry as they read directly from Euclid. Known as Johnnies, they are rarely seen outside their cloistered campus in Annapolis as they spend most of theirextracurricular time contemplating their belly-buttons. Though not generally known for their physical prowess, Johnnies eschew all intercollegiate sports except croquet. Annually they either cross the street to the Naval Academy or permit the Midshipmen to enter their isolated campus; and then routinely crush them in a humiliating spectre that few can watch on a full stomach. It is on this one day yearly, that they release their pent-up primal energy in a blood-orgy of croquet domination. Then they return to their world, close their gates, never to be heard or seen again until the next year.
For those who desire a classical liberal arts course of study, but who do not desire to serve in the military, I suggest the United States Navel Academy at Annapolis, MD.
by Marine Cannoneer December 27, 2011
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Navel Rape

A pleasurable experience that is akin to fluffing.
As he was Navel Raped, Bob felt all his naughty bits tingle with pleasure.
by Kao February 20, 2004
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navel

Noun
-The area of a mammalian abdomen where the umbilical cord was severed.

Verb
-A human sexual act in which a man's penis is inserted into another human's navel(n). The act is usually more pleasurable for a man with an unusually small choad. (see choad)
N. - "Her pants stopped just below her navel."

V. - "We tried navel first time last night."
by Socrates the 410th April 29, 2009
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Nantucket navel

The Nantucket navel is caused by the Doctor, probably old and can't see too well, who cuts the umbilical cord too close to the mother, and too far from the baby's belly.
by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 13, 2006
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