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naaster

the opposite of a ladies man. a man who does not talk to girls or has 0 chance of pussy.
bill: do u get pussy?
Shehe: whats pussy?
bill : your a total naaster.
by puck4life October 26, 2010
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Namaste

A term popularized by stoner hippies usually said while high. It basically means that they honor your spirit.
1: I'm trippin' balls man!

2: namaste bro, namaste.
by def'nguy September 5, 2012
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Namaste

A super chill tune by The Beastie Boys. Track 20 and the last track on the album "Check Your Head".
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Namaste

A butterfly floats on the breeze of a sun lit day
As I feel this reality gently fade away
Riding on a thought to see where it's from
Gliding through a memory of a time yet to come
Smoke paints the air
Swirling images through my mind
Like a whirlpool spin beginning to unwind
And I stand at the edge cautiously awaiting
As time slips by
Carefully navigating by the stars in the sky
And I sit
And I think to myself
And on the horizon the sun light begins to climb
And it seems like it's been so long since he shined
But I'm sure it was only yesterday

A cold chill of fear cut through me
I felt my heart contract
To my mind I brought the image of light
And I expanded out of it
My fear was just a shadow
And then I voice spoke in my head
And she said dark is not the opposite of light
It's the absence of light
And I thought to myself
She knows what she's talking about
And for a moment I knew
What it was all about.
by mr.corruption July 20, 2005
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Namaste

Fuck you, I have anxiety.
Jim: Hey, you need to stop looking at your phone every once in a-
Todd: Namaste.
Jim: You can't jus-
Todd: Namaste! NAMASTE!
by Probably not a serial killer November 29, 2018
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namaste-the-fuck-away

What you say to a namasty or thot that won't shut the fuck up long enough for you to enjoy a nice beer and burger without hearing about the planet and our impact and the universe.
Namaste-the-fuck-away Ashley, I'm in no mood.
by Brangelina's Bastard March 8, 2019
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namaste

A salutation/farewell used mainly among stoners, hippies and wannabe hippie douchebags. Frequently used by moronic devotees of Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy (SARK).
Namaste, friend! Have you ever tripped acid while on a yoga retreat?
by CheetoPudding August 11, 2007
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namster

a crazy ninja who is often insane, but is loyal to his friends and has a soft spot for baby animals.
person: "whoa, look at this video of baby ducks getting blown around by the wind!"

namster: "awwww so cute. awww. ATTACKKK!"

person: "aaaahhhh why did you poke me in my lung i can't breatheee"
by jackattack665 May 21, 2011
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