narcolepelepsy

A disease that causes a person to fall apart at night while having an epileptic seizure.

Jim: "What happened to your arm, Dave? Where did it go?"

Dave: "Well, last night, my wife was blinking a flashlight off and on in bed. I fell asleep and must have a narcolelptic seizure."

Jim: "What the hell is that?"

Dave: "Narcolepelepsy. Don't screw with me. I'm missing an arm."

by connorsji September 4, 2009

namoktopie

something that Anastasia says when she’s going crazy

I’m in a namoktopie kind of mood tonight.

by namoktopie girl June 27, 2020

drinking narcolepsy

Drinking Narcolepsy is a chronic neurological disorder induced by alcohol consumption and characterized by overwhelming daytime drowsiness and sudden attacks of sleep. If the urge becomes overwhelming, patients fall asleep for periods lasting from a few minutes to several hours and fall asleep at inappropriate times and places such as bars and restaurants. Drinking Narcolepsy should not be confused with passing out as a Drinking Narcolep will fall asleep, rally, drink some more, only to fall asleep again. This cycle is repeated throughout the day and into the evening.

Tara's drinking narcolepsy was out of control up at Lutsen. She drank and snowboarded all day, fell asleep on the chairlift, fell asleep after snowboarding, fell asleep after hottubbing, and fell asleep in the restaurant.

by spacecadet18 February 3, 2009

no-namo

adjective: an off-brand or unfamiliar brand or store brand product.

Usually sold at a bargain price and of suspect quality.

Hey this $5 RONEX watch I bought off a street guy is not bad...

by Cardboard box guy August 20, 2004

narcolingus

To fall asleep while performing oral sex on a woman.

I was so drunk last night that I suffered an attack of narcolingus while dining at the y.

by kitchenwarehelmet August 6, 2009

Naimo

someone who deserves the world. a name given to a girl who tries her hardest to make sure everyone is happy but sometimes forgets her own happiness. with a smile that lights up a room, if you have a problem with a naimo you are deemed sick asf. Ass thicker than a bowel of oatmeal and the prettiest face. naimo is bomb.com

i wish i could be a naimo, look at how graceful she is in everything she says and does

by down.stairs July 12, 2019

narco corrido

Corrido stands for ballad, and narco, of course, involve drugs.
Kind of gangstarap alla mexicana, wich means that in fact it's 'gangstamariachi'.
The songs, based on polkas and waltzes, feature lyrics backed by accordions and brass bands.
Narco corridos, had spread to California, Texas, Nevada, Florida and other places with large Hispanic populations (Colombia, El Salvador, etc).

Rosalino "Chalino" Sanchez is the Tupac of narco corrido.
See CSI Vegas, ep 512.

by Stan 357 May 14, 2005