narmo

A term used to refer to non-armenians. The short-hand reference for armenians is "armo".

Do you mind if I bring some narmos along? I know this is an Armenian event.

by a1213i February 6, 2010

Narconap

Narcotic induced narcolepsy. Short spurts of unconscious unwanted sleep hits you in the middle of doing a task. Cured by 14 to 18 hours of sleep.

I've been up way to long, I just narconapedsitting on the toilet. I up when my phone hit the floor.

Or
I sat down to tie my shoes and woke up 5 min later choking on my drool. I hate when I narconap

by Tiny5280 June 26, 2019

Narcopulation

Fucking someone on sleeping pills (Ambien)

Matt: How was the sleep over at Ana's?
Karl: I didn't know she took Ambien. Fuckin' her was like - Narcopulation - bangin' the dead, man!

by MacgalSC July 30, 2016

narcolepticnugget

A skilled rainbow six seige player with many talents and gets aces every game or at least 4 kills and gets triggered by seaotta when he takes his kill.

Yo that dude just got a ace he must be a narcolepticnugget.

by NuggetFan April 20, 2018

narco trafficante

Drug trafficker in spanish. Someone who smuggles and distributes drugs from/into the US from Mexico or other Latin America countries.

I come on the front of the Narco Trafficante I get to telling them motherfuckers "Yo mato por nada" They like "What that mean?" I had to tell em', that mean I kill for nothin. - Kevin Gates

by envybank$ December 8, 2015

Narbone

When you use a cooked microwave pizza to masturbate. This works best when the pizza is rolled up and placed around the penis. After using the pizza pie as a warm vagina proxy, the culprit removes the semen ridden snack and puts it back in the freezer.

Vin: Jack, did you get that pizza from the freezer?
Jack: Yea, obviously ya fuck nut.
Vin: Well actually you're the nut, because I nutted all over that pizza.
Jack: Ah fuck, shit, God dammit!
Paul and Moses: Narbone!

by maggief November 4, 2009

Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.

Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.

by jzaztrow August 26, 2016