narcolepelepsy

A disease that causes a person to fall apart at night while having an epileptic seizure.

Jim: "What happened to your arm, Dave? Where did it go?"

Dave: "Well, last night, my wife was blinking a flashlight off and on in bed. I fell asleep and must have a narcolelptic seizure."

Jim: "What the hell is that?"

Dave: "Narcolepelepsy. Don't screw with me. I'm missing an arm."

by connorsji September 4, 2009

nakowa

1. Betting obscene amounts of money furiously and with reckless abandon.

2. Method of betting. Specifically, a rapid succession of coinflip bets at 2x payout odds.
Etimology: from the legendary whale "nakowa" at just-dice.

The fucker went full nakowa and busted.

by cowbay October 8, 2013

drinking narcolepsy

Drinking Narcolepsy is a chronic neurological disorder induced by alcohol consumption and characterized by overwhelming daytime drowsiness and sudden attacks of sleep. If the urge becomes overwhelming, patients fall asleep for periods lasting from a few minutes to several hours and fall asleep at inappropriate times and places such as bars and restaurants. Drinking Narcolepsy should not be confused with passing out as a Drinking Narcolep will fall asleep, rally, drink some more, only to fall asleep again. This cycle is repeated throughout the day and into the evening.

Tara's drinking narcolepsy was out of control up at Lutsen. She drank and snowboarded all day, fell asleep on the chairlift, fell asleep after snowboarding, fell asleep after hottubbing, and fell asleep in the restaurant.

by spacecadet18 February 3, 2009

Nakoma

A beautiful creature of God that is motherly, wise, loving, well balanced and a life long companion. Friendly, outrageously crazy & fun. Loves with everything they have, short tempered, and watch those who cross their path. Wisdom of an elder, creative and artsy.

nakoma the wise one, creature, lovingly, friendly, balance

by NakomaCorichi February 5, 2010

narcolingus

To fall asleep while performing oral sex on a woman.

I was so drunk last night that I suffered an attack of narcolingus while dining at the y.

by kitchenwarehelmet August 6, 2009

narco corrido

Corrido stands for ballad, and narco, of course, involve drugs.
Kind of gangstarap alla mexicana, wich means that in fact it's 'gangstamariachi'.
The songs, based on polkas and waltzes, feature lyrics backed by accordions and brass bands.
Narco corridos, had spread to California, Texas, Nevada, Florida and other places with large Hispanic populations (Colombia, El Salvador, etc).

Rosalino "Chalino" Sanchez is the Tupac of narco corrido.
See CSI Vegas, ep 512.

by Stan 357 May 14, 2005

Narcolepsied

When someone suddenly passes out randomly while doing something, usually in a abrupt and random matter that is usually dangerous and potentially life threatening.

*everyone watching movie, laughing*
Friend 1 - "Hey Jason, did you see that?"
Jason - ZZzzZZzz *snore*
Everyone - "WTF, he was just awake a second ago?!"
Friend 1 - "Fuck, he must've narcolepsied again. That shit is going to happen when he's driving one day and he's going to crash and die"

by T. Durka January 1, 2011