Elective Narcolepsy

Falling asleep the exact moment one is asked to exert effort in assistance of others.

Just as I asked my husband to change the baby's dirty diaper, he had an acute attack of elective narcolepsy.

by James_onthe_Rocks1 September 1, 2013

Cinematic Narcolepsy

A mental disorder that prevents the completion of works of cinema, including film and lengthy television or stage play shows, due to a chronic and consistent inability to stay awake until the end of said performances without making an effort.

We decided that we were better served ordering the movie at home when it comes out on streaming because my girlfriend’s cinematic narcolepsy means it may take a few days to finish the movie.

by ArabianFA April 14, 2022

Olympic Narcolepsy

A physical condition characterized by sudden and uncontrollable episodes of deep sleep while watching the Olympics, due to boredom and/or apathy.

Person 1: I don't like the Olympics because it just seems like its the modern day equivalent to a war cry for ones country, except the bloodshed is miles away.

Person 2: I don't like it because I tend to get Olympic Narcolepsy.

by cyberphunkisms February 22, 2010

narkolepsy

The deasease that causes exessive tatle tailing

Joe Christiano,Sam Myers, Sarah Cotton all have a chronic case of narkolepsy.

by raba raba rabu raba August 24, 2009

Boner narcolepsy

When you pretend to be asleep because you don't want your roommate to think you are checking out his raging boner.

Pretending to be asleep (lapsing into classic Boner Narcolepsy) , I kept my eyes closed and lay perfectly still while Stephano pranced about our dorm room with a massive boner.

by Mr. Stockcar May 25, 2016

narcolepsy

Narcolepsy is a disease where the affected subject can't mind their own fucking business and insists upon being a narc 24/7 365 days a year. It is not contagious, but almost certainly fatal upon diagnosis. Be aware of these narcs because they will screw you over.

"Yo i got a handle for this weekend, we're set"

"SHHH, be quiet with that shit don't you know dave's got narcolepsy?"

"He has a sleeping disorder?"

"No, he's a fucking narc"

by crispytreats275 February 23, 2010

Narcolepsy

Sensitive Conscious

Guy 1: Yeah I have narcolepsy, so I just fall asleep randoml...(falls asleep)

Guy 2: Hey stop playin man stop playin...

by 86thecat October 22, 2010