crapper napper

One who habitually falls asleep while on the toilet.

MIKE: Today Billy went on break for an hour and a half.
ROGER: Why was he on break so long?
MIKE: Well, I went to the bathroom to take a piss and heard snoring and found out that Billy is a CRAPPER NAPPER !!! he fell asleep!

by Mikial Muzio April 16, 2007

Nappies

Nappies is another term that is used in many other countries to describe diapers. Nappies just like diapers, come in both disposable and cloth versions, and are used the exact same way as diapers are used here in Canada and the United States.

When naptime came, Mrs Smith put both the baby and toddler into their baby cots, and changed their nappies and rubber pants.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 23, 2006

Napple

An apple that has been modified with a coating to make you sleep, but is also injected with a powerful laxative that will wake you up after fifteen minutes. Make sure you are wearing your Cinco D-Pants!

NAPPLE NAPPLE NAPPLE NAPPLE NAPPLE!

by Derrick Whipple May 30, 2009

The nasty nappies

An insanely awesome band

Debra: wow this is a good song! Who is it by?
Linda:it’s by the nasty nappies! I can’t believe you have never heard of them!they are phenomenal

by Rodrickismydad November 30, 2021

Nappitizer

Nappitizer is the nap you take right before bedtime.

Dob took a nappitizer on the couch after the big game and then woke up to go to bed for the night.

by Jesykah November 18, 2013

cradle napper

someone who gets busy with, taps, and/or tries to date someone who is significantly younger than them. see cradle robber.

john: dude, stop being a cradle napper
dude: what, nah man shes fine and shes got grass on the field.... i'mma play ball
john: DUDE shes like 12!

by optimysterious prime July 8, 2010

richie nippies

Expensive as fuck nipples that you achieve after you get top surgery. Used by a youtuber called 'Storm Ryan.' Top surgery is for ftm transexuals who wish to get their breasts removed.

Bryan: So you got those scars from top surgery?

Ryan: Yeah, but I also got my richie nippies.

by 3D sunglasses up your ass June 28, 2018