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Nanner Sandwich

The art of thrusting a penis into another persons' butt cheeks while that other person is laying on their stomach watching Netflix.
A. The wife didn't want to be interrupted during Bridgerton, so she let me have a nanner sandwich.
B. SUSIE: Is the Nanner Sandwich an approved Catholic birth control method? CONNIE: Why yes it is!

THX KAYLA
by Dingybong August 6, 2021
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dolphin nanner

The Dolphin Nanner is the act of a man acquiring eye contact with another man while taking a bite of a banana (which is taboo amongst some circles), even while the victim suspects he may be attempting eye contact.

In order to successfully pull off a Dolphin Nanner, your whereabouts must be assumed (such as behind a cubicle or desk at work), while you actually sneak a little to the left or right of your assumed whereabouts. When the moment is right, you jump up and to the side, make eye contact with your target whilst taking a bite of your banana, then drop back down out of sight. The act closely resembles the motion a dolphin makes when it jumps out of the water, swimming ahead of a large boat or yacht.

The premise behind this extremely effective tactic is that humans will naturally look to sudden moving objects, thus affording the offender the split second required to make eye contact and eat a banana at the same time, simulating fellatio, and making the victim feel violated.
Guy 1: Awww dude, why the fuck did you just make eye contact while eating your banana? What is WRONG with you?
Guy 2: I don't feel remorse; that was the perfect Dolphin Nanner. You just got Dolphin Nanned.
Guy 1: You're so gay.
by SloggenDazs November 21, 2016
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Ralph Nader

1. Consumer advocate noted in particular for dooming the Corvair automobile.

2. Nader was the Green Party's presidential candidate (with Winona LaDuke as running mate) in the 1996 and 2000 races, and is running as an independent for 2004.
Ralph Nader's vote-splitting has been hotly contested by Republicans and Democrats.
by Belisarius March 2, 2004
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Nader

Someone who throws nades (grenades).
CSS Player : Don't throw nades to zombies !
...(after humans fail)...
Player : WHO WAS THE NADER ?
by chuck74 November 29, 2011
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nader

1. A localized, violently destructive windstorm occurring over land, especially in the deep south.

2. What french fries and hash browns are made out of.
1. Dere was a nader down in Joja dis mow-nin!

2. Gimme some naders to go wit my pokechop, I'm hown-gry!
by Geno Azim November 28, 2011
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nanderism

The religion that worships the great Nandha. It is the most supreme religion in the universe. Its followers are commonly known as nanders.
Tyrone: “Hey, what religion do you practice?”
Shaniqua: “I am a nander, and therefore I practice nanderism.”
by bigballer615 April 11, 2019
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naderize

bringing a third candidate into a political race who has a less than a zero chance of winning, but for delusional reasons of "principal" this candidate joins the race and the result is the delusional candidate filters enough "statement" votes from the frontrunner to give the expected runner-up the victory.
Our best shot at winning this election is to Naderize a kook into joining the race to take votes away from our opponent.
by snappy2 February 26, 2008
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