Better nerf Irelia

The expression used when a person (or organization) is out of all ideas and have no idea how to fix situation and they end up hitting the same nail over and over again until it is dead.

Irelia is a champion in RTS game League of Legends. While her kit was OK, some employees from the the organization behind the game had some personal issues with Irelia and took turns and ruining her kit. The game is having lags; nerf Irelia. The game crashes; nref Irelia. Thus the phrase Better nerf Irelia

by _irelia January 11, 2014

nerfcicle

a semen popsicle...used on drunken broads at partys.

Chris gave sarah a nerfcicle

by Chris & Sarah May 6, 2005

nerfu

A crazy paranoid fucker who thinks the world is going to implode and cocks will fly up everyones arseholes

Nerfu says: The Queen is George Bushes cousin, google it.

*googles it*

Sane Person: It's not true..

Nerfu: so ?

by JohnJohnJohn12 February 24, 2008

Neerf

A filler word used to replace a word which is either unknown or difficult to pronounce, commonly imployed during biblical reading

1. "Hey John, how are you?"

"Hey... neerf, how are you?"

2. From the Bible: "Shem then begat Obadia, who begat Neerf"

by English Boy under the Eiffel April 14, 2010

Nerf Stryfe

ONE OF THE BEST NERF FUCKING BLASTERS EVER. LIKE THIS SHIT IS THE GO TO BLASTER FOR NERF WARS, IT CAN TAKE HUGE MAGAZINE LOADS, JUST LIKE YOUR MOM CAN, AND IT’S SEMI AUTO, AND TAKES FLYWHEELS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS. YOU CAN MOD IT TO HIT LIKE 100 FPS WITH LIPOS AND EVERYTHING! IT CAN TAKE MORE ATTACHMENTS ON IT THAN YOUR MOM, I DON’T KNOW WHY MOTHERFUCKERS HAVEN’T BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT SOONER OR LATER!!!!!!

Jeff: Yo what’s your favorite Nerf blaster?

Brandon: the motherfucking NERF STRYFE

Jeff: HOLY SHIT YOU’RE SO BADASS

by YourAbsurdNeighbor August 27, 2018

Nerf War

A battle between ideologues on futurism

There has basically been a nerf war going on between the bankers and developers on what the market place will be for cryptocurrency.

by Shed_Light September 26, 2018

NERF Darts

The winner of inanimate object hide and seek for way too long

There are NERF Darts that have more than likely been hiding under your bed since 2008

by A SvddenZaz Account December 30, 2021