Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020

Hair putting in 2 weeks notice

When someone is trying to hold onto their hair but it is just about all gone.

He needs to just shave it off, his hair putting in 2 weeks notice.

by bonerbiscuit365 February 14, 2021

short notice

When a person gives you absolutely no fucking time to arrange plans.

Jesus Richard it's a bit short notice isn't it, I can't make it tonight sorry.

by Nathan2495 January 18, 2017

Notice:

1. Just a word used on a sign to attract attention.

2. A word used to tell someone to take into consideration because of importance.

1. Notice: This sign serves no meaning. It was just a test to see if you would pay attention to this sign because it had "Notice:" in it. It worked.

2. Notice: Any trespassers will be shot.

by Tomeroni10 April 7, 2011

nine months' notice

What you serve your landlord with when your upstairs neighbor with the loud kid announces that they're pregnant, again.

Friend of tenant: Holy hell; that kid upstairs is loud, hey?
Tenant: That's nothing – they just announced that they're having a second child.
Friend of tenant: Looks like it's time to issue your nine months' notice…

by Steven Luscher September 12, 2007

put on notice

To be warned with no legal or military meaning whatsoever.

Iran has been put on notice for firing missiles.

by doctordoom February 8, 2017

burn notice

when a physician (often a urologist) notifies a patient that they have contracted an STD.

"Good afternoon Mr. Chambers. We have your results. Its Chlamydia"

"Hey! how was your day?"
"not good. Dr. Low gave me a burn notice."

by Jack T.Ripper April 25, 2014