Mysterious Gagger

A man or woman who roams around schools, gagging people with blue roll and paper.

Person 1: I heard Ethan got gagged by the mysterious gagger, again!
Person 2: Bet it was some Reeno

by reenoreenogago June 16, 2017

Mysterious Maxxing

Mysterious Maxxing is when someone is here one message and gone the next. A serial ghoster who comes back and taunts you. Although your friends may never be aware, don’t be surprised if they also become victims of Mysterious Maxxing. How good are your detective skills cause even Scooby Doo can’t solve this mystery!?

“He’s doing it again! He’s totally Mysterious Maxxing me!”

by Knight2403 September 23, 2022

blissful mysterious nastiness

The distinct face made when bringing up subjects of a questionable nature or thinking about them without meaning to.

dirty and/or creepy at times

also used to describe a state of being

and usually followed by a comment like "get your mind out of the gutter!"

After sharing the story about lasts nights adventure, a blissful mysterious nastiness face suddenly appeared upon his face!!

by u.know.u.love.me10 December 7, 2007

Coitus Mysterioso

Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.

Charlie thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso.

by rhythmshadow April 17, 2008

God works in mysterious ways

1. A variation of the phrase "God moves in a mysterious ways" from the poem "Light Shining out of Darkness" written by William Cowper after his attempted suicide was foiled by the London fog.

2. A phrase used to give hope (rarely works).

1. Joe: God works in mysterious ways!
Schmoe: Hey, I know where that came from! Aren't I smart?

2. Schmoe: My brother died in a car crash.
Joe: God works in mysterious ways!
Schmoe: ...sucky ways.

by TGTC May 22, 2007

mysterious brown

Mysterious brown: something brown on your skin or clothing that could be chocolate from a previously eaten snack or it could be dirt, or it could be shit. You can't be sure that it is chocolate or you could lick it off, so you have to clean it.

Oh no, I just ate a kit kat bar and then pet the dog and now I found something brown on my arm. That is some mysterious brown. I'd better wash it off with soap and water.

by DebbyHM December 9, 2018

Mysterious Clitoris

Musical duo comprised of Ricci Lahn and Zach Butler with mind blowing guitar sounds and unequaled sex appeal.

Woman #1: Oh my God girl, did you see Mysterious Clitoris last night at the bar?
Woman #2: Yes I did! Girl, my panties are still wet.

by Reltubhcaz1977 June 23, 2020