Cunt in front of my kids

When someone in Australia wants to get family to go home - they lose their temper and complain in order to make others leave

It's a thursday, Abrial has work in the morning.
Do i have to be a cunt in front of my kids?!

by Noodles_strawbridge August 29, 2025

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Ah my kid is falling!

Another word for a slide

Person 1: oh look at your cousins enjoying herself on the, ah my kid is falling!

Person 2: you mean the slide?

by Oh no our table! It's broken! December 19, 2021

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throw my kids in the pool

To take a shit

Wait here, I'm gonna throw my kids in the pool

by PhilosoFerd September 7, 2023

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I have my kid in the car

I have a firearm or some type of weapon

Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo

I have my kid in the car keep it movin or it will feel like July in December in this mofo word up

rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon

by 5G-Star December 4, 2019

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I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

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