muuyah

An exclamatory phrase use and the end of a rant or a derogatory remark to someone.It is usually accompanied by a hand to the face.

"Carly, fuck your deviated coke head septum. Fuck that petri dish that you call a vagina and the super soaker that you keep in there ,MUUYAH."

by TheDopestGhost September 22, 2010

muddy parachute

Freshly wiped poop on toilet paper that is being thrown over the stall wall which gently descends on the person in the adjacent stall.

My buddy Todd and I were in the bathroom dropping a deuce at the local Arby's when I told him to look up and tossed him a muddy parachute.

by RangerRick77 February 26, 2011

Muddy Mandel

The act of cunnilingus while the receiver defecates on the toilet, thus leaving a streak of feces between the chin and lip of the performer, which resembles Howie Mandel's soul patch from the mid-00's. Analogous to the blumpkin.

Emily: I heard Brian gave Tiffany a mean muddy Mandel for their one year anniversary!

Stephanie: Tiffany's so lucky - she found a keeper for sure.

by THEbigAGGIE May 22, 2017

Muddy Pe Da

When a toothless Pe Da is receiving anal sex from another man and he pulls out and the Pe Da proceeds to give his friend a blow job while scrapping the shit off his Dick with his dental implant posts.

Next time please don’t bite down so hard when giving me a muddy Pe Da

by Muddygummybear July 16, 2023

Muddy Lizard

The use of anal sex whilst the receiver has not cleaned their anus.

Joe told Jessica: "no don't wipe, i want a muddy lizard"

by TheMuddyLizardMan February 12, 2015

Muddy Lizard

Something Laina (Overly attached girlfriend) would eat for a million dollars

"I would definitely eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars"

by KatieW July 8, 2012

Muddy pink jammer

A penis that has gone from anus to vagina.

John gave his girlfriend a muddy pink jammer, And now she has a nasty infection.

by joey pea pot November 6, 2016