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1. A paradoxical instance of gentleness and fury;
2. A softened blow or buffered strike;
3. Allusion to the notion of 'don't judge a book by its cover';
4. A nickname for a very cute, funny and smart/wise girl;
5. A spazzy way a girl punches a guy in the arm when he pulls on her ponytail to tease her
2. A softened blow or buffered strike;
3. Allusion to the notion of 'don't judge a book by its cover';
4. A nickname for a very cute, funny and smart/wise girl;
5. A spazzy way a girl punches a guy in the arm when he pulls on her ponytail to tease her
1. Wow, that raft trip down the Colorado river was totally mittenfist!
2. The bugs were bouncing off my motorcycle helmet like little mittenfist punches.
3. She may look all gentile and demure and stuff . . . but don't get her ire up, dude . . . she'll totally go all mittenfist on you.
4. I never get to play hooky with my friend, Mittenfists anymore
5. I called her spazzy, so she hauled off and mittenfisted me!
2. The bugs were bouncing off my motorcycle helmet like little mittenfist punches.
3. She may look all gentile and demure and stuff . . . but don't get her ire up, dude . . . she'll totally go all mittenfist on you.
4. I never get to play hooky with my friend, Mittenfists anymore
5. I called her spazzy, so she hauled off and mittenfisted me!
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Get the mittenfist mug.See that bird over there. She's a horny bitch..I am going to fuck her with my mutton machete tonight when it's rock hard
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Get the Mutton cock mug.When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns
Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before
by redexplosion March 21, 2009
Get the mississippi mutton chops mug.The process of giving a female oral sex yet soon finding out that she has gone a handfull of days without shaving her genital area. Thus, the feeling as though you have licked a mitten.
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