mutjo

A mutual masturbation session between multiple straight guys who aren't homosexual.

**You have join #apu - Assholes, Perverts and Underachievers
<Chris> Who down to mutjo
<Rash> ofc, str8 only. I aint no fag.
<SATS> No doubt.

by JohnnyFleekins September 24, 2016

Mutkick

when someone is being rude or awful for absolutely no reason and needs a good kick in the groin to stop.

Can you believe what Tony just said?

"That's not cool Tony. Keep it up and ill give you a massive mutkick mate."

by majorlowbreed August 3, 2016

Mutton Busting

Riding a sheep; like bull riding but with a sheep.

“Hey do you want to go to the petting zoo? People will be riding sheep, Mutton Busting.”

by Mutton Busting October 3, 2017

Mukou Aoi

*tururururururururururururururururu* *tururururururururururururururururu* *tururu* *tururu* *turu*

Bro, do you know the character Mukou Aoi?
Yea, from the game Kimi to Kanojo to Kanojo no Koi
Her catchphrase is my favorite bro, it goes *tururururururururururururururururu*

Bro for real

by ProgrammerAniWeeb September 27, 2021

Dikembe Mutombo

When a guy wags his fingers back and forth rapidly against a girl's clitoris, reminiscent of the NBA Blocking King Dikembe Mutombo's stapled gesture used after blocking an opponents’ shot.

As she was bent over, the guy "Dikembe Mutombo'ed" her clitoris from behind and the girl immediately reached full climax.

by The Nutter September 4, 2006

mitko

One of the most common names in Bulgaria.

Mitko's are really cool and handsome, helpful guys around the world

Yo Katie, that Mitko guy is fukken hot

by anonymousrichard July 15, 2011

The Dikembe Mutombo

Named after the NBA player.

Covering you penis with smuckers chocolate magic shell and letting it harden. Then make your girl give you a blow job and tell her to bite through the shell. When she attempts to do this smack her in the face and wag you pointer finger from side to side as Dikembe Mutombo does when blocking a shot in basketball.

Dude I totally ran out of codoms yesterday but my bro Montana from publix hooked me up with some chocolate magic shell and i did The Dikembe Mutombo to Kenny Soler's mom.

by George Clooney is ballin July 12, 2009