muttoneer

A rebel against the groupthink, someone who rebels against the conformist values of society and thinks for themselves. The antithesis of sheeple.

-He certainly was a little *different*.
-But it's cool, he's a real muttoneer.

by Markoff Chaney May 3, 2005

mutated dump

When your shit comes out in a color other than brown.Example:green red and ocasionally a touch of yellow.

Tony:DIzAm!I just took the weirdest mutated dump of my life!

Jack:Too much info dood!

by Moester909 March 27, 2009

mutton dressed up as lamb

An older lady dressed like a skank

Nice piece of ass on that... shame it is a piece of mutton dressed up as lamb

by Vailima October 14, 2016

mutton and rice

Mutton and rice - that good dish that is cooked in your hometown, slang for hometown food/scran

Mum: I cooked you your favourite meal tonight

Son: No way! You made me that banging mutton and rice
Mum: you know it!

by HarryChadwick789 March 5, 2017

Mutated Zombie Turtles

Think of Ninja Turtles that look like zombies and are zombies. They were created when a man wanted is family killed so he created a goblin that created the zombie mutated turtles. He was offering the Goblin and ZMT and whole bunch of money to kill everyone, then they realized it would just be more fun to eat the whole family including the man. The ZMTs spawn in a cellar in the basement. Their only weakness is people with freckles or a extreme freckle fetish.

Steve: How the hell are we supposed to kill these Mutated Zombie Turtles?
Matt: We need someone that has freckles or a huge freckle fetish
Random Unknown Guy: The know just the person
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-Freckle Fetish

by Weallfun September 19, 2019

Mutation theory

Mutation theory states that all albanians are genetically born male and if there’s a female albanian she’s a genetic mutation

Man I met a female alb today... she broke mutation theory

by Serbjon October 22, 2020

Statute of LOL Mutations

An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.

IM Conversation:

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"

Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*

Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"

Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."

by MajorLeeAwesome February 25, 2010