mutant joey

a creature with a long face, nasty facial hair, loves allen iverson, and is afraid to bathe

whats wrong with that guy?
oh, hes just a mutant joey

by rowdybutsafelycorrupt69 April 30, 2009

teenage mutant ninja turtles

An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.

Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!

TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!

Me: Fuckin' A!

by Gizwidget February 14, 2007

Mutants at table 9

People who are unpartnered but want to be partnered. it comes from Adam Sandler's famous tirade in the movie "The Wedding Singer"

Now that my boyfriend broke up with me, i have once more joined the ranks of the Mutants at table 9, and it really sucks major sword

by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004

Mutant Orange

An orange with smaller, oddly shaped slices found in the center of the fruit. The opposite of an ideal, evenly-sliced orange. Usually accompanied by a sigh. Also known as a navel orange.

Here, let me peel that orange for you ... Oh wait. There's way too many slices in here. It's a mutant orange. Sucks for you.

by Buh buh buh bsydes April 10, 2011

mutant ninja turtles

If you don't know what mutant ninja turtles are then you need to stop living in a hole.

Mutant ninja turtles are the best thing that was ever invented

by Dognapp May 15, 2016

The Mutants

A street gang, with it's origin in North Jersey, now located in Manhattan and LA. An off-shoot of the larger Jersey street gang, The Horny Fredos, The Mutants focus on getting themselves into ridiculous social situations, and manipulating women. The gang is lead by 3 founding members: Mutilda, Mutanex, and Mutaro, and continue to help shape the NY social scene.

I heard The Mutants made an appearance at XS in Vegas the other night. After rapid fire jager-bombs and mind erasers, they got thrown out, but still managed to leave with 3 mutanettes.

by Mutaro July 27, 2010

Mutant

1.A hideously ugly, repulsive, decrepid, foul, grotesque, unsightly, horrid, ill-proportioned, mangy, haggard, crude, bloated or generally ghastly person or being. 2.One who repulses.

1.Damn, John Howard is a mutant.

by John Barry November 21, 2004