I Can't Kill Myself

A term Nigerians often use to justify their tiredness or hesitance to do more than they have already done. A phrase that has become a handy excuse for lazy people.

The phrase however, is the first portion of the refrain in a famous song by Timaya with the same name. The song insidiously grows on you, crawls into your ears and lays musical eggs in your brain.

Amaka: Seyi, will you attend tomorrow's meeting?
Seyi: No, i won't. I can't kill myself.

by Grumpy Ned January 4, 2020

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offing myself

it means killing myself but i’m a way that it won’t get you suspended on twitter.

Can’t believe i tweeted that… I’m offing myself.

by rallies June 30, 2021

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I kill myself

An expression/idiom for when one is overly amused with ones own humor.

Zeus: "Hades, you should take it easy or you'll work yourself to death. Hahaha, get it? To death! Haha, I kill myself."

Comedian: "Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. Haha, I kill myself sometimes."

by chausies July 10, 2021

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feelin' myself

To be pleased with yourself, your sense of style, or your sense of well being.

As I looked at myself in the mirror I was really feelin' myself.

I was feelin' myself as I peeped my fresh haircut.

The applause I recieved after reading my poem had me feelin' myself.

by Lez_be_friends July 13, 2007

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i hate myself

if you searched this up because you geniunely DO hate yourself, please have hope.
things will get better, you are amazing.
we all have our ups and downs, stay strong.
i love you, no homo and no hetero.

please take care of yourself, and have a good day, evening or night.

Guy 1: I hate myself!
Guy 2: Don’t say that :(

by jayquan. April 22, 2021

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