Murdlester

A murderer that is also a molester

"Hey little kid wanna come in my van?"
"Nah mane youse a fuggin murdlester nigga"

by Mfra1928 April 10, 2020

Murple

To shimmy. Walk awkwardly or quickly.

Tell John to murple on over here.

by meitisnot July 14, 2020

Murple

A climbing hole

I climbed up the wall on the murples

by Xaidyl January 21, 2021

MurpleCow

MurpleCow is a friend. A great one, at that. You enjoy speaking to him and spending time with him. He is overall just a kind, amazing, reliable dude, and will always be down to talk to you. He'll guide you through a rough patch in your life and show you the positive side of things. He's very handsome, too, and rocks those thigh highs. Truly a king, MurpleCow is, and you'll never regret meeting him once you do.

Person 1: Damn, (Person 2), you're such a MurpleCow. You're always there.
Person 2: Awwww, thanks (Person 1) :)

by rohan kishibe simp #2 February 26, 2021

MurgleShnergle

A man quief. The action of a fart rolling out between your thighs and your testicles.

Fat man quief mate!
Nah that was a MurgleShnergle

by ThunderTucker March 7, 2021

Murple

When a fart bubbles up between your butt cheeks and travels all the way to your vagina to escape that way.

Damn dude I just let out a murple.

by Vinckl07 January 20, 2022

Murple

The answer the number 25!

Teacher- what is the answer to 25

Student- is it murple!
Teacher- okay buddy come to my office you are done for.

by Aj_cheekz July 7, 2022