Murking

Putting a vacuum cleaner nozzle up one's anus and leaving on suck until it looks like you are breathing in very deeply.
Also known as a vacuum enema.
Murking may only be confirmed if there is the presence of faecal matter inside the vacuum cleaner after the attempt.
N.B. most 'murkers' have a general use vacuum cleaner and a separate vacuum cleaner specially for murking (this is done for reasons of hygiene).

Fancy coming 'round mine for a 'murk'?
You have been 'murked'!
Is the pope a 'murker'?
Nancy had a 'murking' party.

by Big Boy Murker2k1 February 7, 2009

murphing it

Characterized by victory in all manners. Causing others to fail by engrossed intimidation. Winning at ping pong. Winning in good looks. Winning in running. Winning in life. Winning

Taylor - "Did you see Whitney beat that ass against Wiwat at ping pong?"
Zac - "Yeah, she's Murphing it!"

by MMurphyxxl32 April 16, 2014

murding

killing people at a rapid pace on call of duty black ops

I was murding those sucka fools!

by thedon1212 March 6, 2011

MrPing1000

The common name for a guy who rapes cattle with every day kitchen utensils, often favouring the spatula.

Pingy is MrPing1000

by Cougem May 28, 2004

A.P. Murking

See also;Adavanced Placment Murking. The educational process of murking in an advanced placment and setting, skill obtained with hands on training.
To Murk; To use to fullest potential or to take advantage of in the most efficiant and productive manner, exersized in an art-like fashion.

The example takes place in the setting of a teenage/college party. The moral of the story is this girl who current had a so called " boyfriend " got "murked" now this kid is made of money im that G reppin Advanced placement murking, so while overly infatuated with his ownership of his girlfriend he left her unattended with confidence so being that shes extremely attractive and I 've obtained my degree in murking I "murked" the chick conviently making out with her sucking on her neck ect, and he casually walks out and SHE WAS MURKED as well as her boyfriend. This is a prime exmple of some a.p. Murking.

by Crills and Bills September 10, 2006

marping

When someone is performing oral sex (on a penis) and air is trapped within the mouth and is forced out to create a vulgar sound; much like a queef .

Dude this one girl gave me head last night and totally marped

HHAHAHAHAH SHE TOTALLY JUST GAVE OUT A BIG MARP

Oh man, I am so embarrassed that I kept marping on him ...

by zoho April 28, 2009

murph, murphed, murphing

to continue to take part in an online political forum discussion even after one has already said one's good-byes

The other poster's message about Clinton's sex life got her so riled that she could not resist murphing for a quick rebuttal, and then another one, and then another one.

by Anonymous August 26, 2003