An action noise created by thee online personality "An0maly." It's more or less an unenthused expression for having to get out of a chair or having to leave one room to enter another. Also can be used randomly for no apparent reason other than for the sake of murping.
Murp. I've gotta take a piss.
Murp. These apples aren't gunna wash themselves.
Murp. I'm awake.
Murp. I tooted.
Murp. Here I am world!
Murp. These apples aren't gunna wash themselves.
Murp. I'm awake.
Murp. I tooted.
Murp. Here I am world!
by mymouthismygun. December 18, 2017

Phrase coined by a crazed UFO occult nutjob to describe the act of possession of the body by an alien entity, like that is even a real thing.
Something about quantum environment scanning and entanglement. seriously, this guy must be hopped up on goof balls.
Something about quantum environment scanning and entanglement. seriously, this guy must be hopped up on goof balls.
The alien appeared in the hallway then all of the sudden MURP BLURP and it had me under its control.
by UFON November 1, 2023

by scriptator March 4, 2015

It’s when you tangle your balls together and squeeze them as one big ballsack. Like with another person.
by Murper1312 June 12, 2023

n.
A burp with a mask on.
v.
To expel gas from the stomach through the mouth against a mask and back through your own nostrils.
A burp with a mask on.
v.
To expel gas from the stomach through the mouth against a mask and back through your own nostrils.
by DabeedBanderas April 27, 2021
