Murp

An action noise created by thee online personality "An0maly." It's more or less an unenthused expression for having to get out of a chair or having to leave one room to enter another. Also can be used randomly for no apparent reason other than for the sake of murping.

Murp. I've gotta take a piss.

Murp. These apples aren't gunna wash themselves.

Murp. I'm awake.

Murp. I tooted.

Murp. Here I am world!

by mymouthismygun. December 18, 2017

Murp Blurp

Phrase coined by a crazed UFO occult nutjob to describe the act of possession of the body by an alien entity, like that is even a real thing.

Something about quantum environment scanning and entanglement. seriously, this guy must be hopped up on goof balls.

The alien appeared in the hallway then all of the sudden MURP BLURP and it had me under its control.

by UFON November 01, 2023

Meep Murp

Sound byte used in Dota Underlords to express a lack of finances. Also used in-real-life for similar scenarios.

Harris: "Hey, Eldon, wanna go see a movie with us tonight?"
Eldon: "Meep murp."
Harris: "No worries, bro. We got your ticket."

by Shmoog June 24, 2019

Murping

It’s when you tangle your balls together and squeeze them as one big ballsack. Like with another person.

Babe, that was some great murping right there. Our balls really felt like one sack.

by Murper1312 June 12, 2023

murp

n.
A burp with a mask on.

v.
To expel gas from the stomach through the mouth against a mask and back through your own nostrils.

I just murped up my lunch and it almost made me muke.

by DabeedBanderas April 27, 2021

Murp

When a woman burps and it sounds "like a man"!

My wife downed a beer and let out a huge MURP!!

by Reddrg01 January 09, 2019

murp

the dead skin that forms at the tip of the upper lip.

The little girl picked her brother's murp from his mouth.

by scriptator March 04, 2015