mucking about

A generally British term for fooling around, wasting time, dilly dallying.

Mom: What're you doing? You have to get your college application in by Tuesday! Stop mucking about!

by Tizzi Colton August 11, 2009

mucking barn

A reffrence too eating vagina-

Yo ahmed last night I was mucking barn like crazy

Mannn I wanna muck that bitches barn!!!

by mr bsrn muvk October 16, 2010

Muckin' Bin

Eating Vagina with the entire mouth.

Andrew decided to muck Jenny's bin after a long sweaty hockey practice.

1. Andrew unzipped her pants, enjoyed the aroma of the exposed vagina, which inhibited his performance of muckin' bin.

2. Must be done long enough to ensure the web beneath your tongue is in excruciating pain the next morning.

Technique: Variety of different ways which include the Jawbreaker, the PleasureTreasure, the Dangling Worm, the Meat Grinder, or the Full Throttle Muck.

by MeatWallet April 15, 2009

merkingaga

a merkin that is made out of something unusual instead of the normal synthetic hair......in honor of Lady Gaga. Feathers or a Colorful Clown wig cut down to size would be acceptable...

For example, lisa did not want to wear a normal merkin. So she made her own "merkingaga" in Lady Gaga style with some peacock feathers. She also made one from a clown wig that was cut down to size.

by Diabla007 April 28, 2011

murkan

This is America! This is Murica! This is Murka!

A murkan is an American. Can also be used as an adjective.

I own a gun, it's my birthright as a Murkan.

by wk8 July 17, 2017

Musking It

A badly though out, overly complicated solution to a problem where a simple solution already exist and the new complicated solution doesn't work very well and you would been better off sticking with the existing simple solution.

Elon Musk sure is Musking it with Twitter Verification system.
Elon Musk sure is Musking it with that tunnel with a bunch of Tesla in Las Vegas

by KnightMareInc November 10, 2022

Merkin

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.

by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005