Murdering Shoes

A pair of solid black shoes, worn only when approaching lonely women on unlit streets from behind. Sold at most department stores.

I see a young lady traveling towards Journey's End. Better put on my murdering shoes

by xDB-1x November 13, 2011

Merkeling

Giving someone an unwanted shoulder rub, or more generally any sort of unwanted touching, especially between coworkers/peers/people who need to interact with each other regularly. Named for the time that George W. Bush 'Merkeled' Angela Merkel.

"Ugh, Kevin started Merkeling Tim in a meeting. Poor Tim. And Kevin still had soup all over himself!”

by Mac Kracken March 5, 2019

MurderingCat

MurderingCat is the best Mc Player.

Praise our Minecraft lord MurderingCat!

by beenq March 20, 2021

The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation

"A bunch of mindless jerks that were the first ones up against the wall when the Revolution came."

The above quote pertaining to The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is from Douglas Adams's A Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy.

by The BR September 27, 2006

Splash Marketing

Splash Marketing. noun. This is the effective use of contemporary social media to put forth a product or service. It is the OPPOSITE of spamming your friends on their social media to buy your items or services. Its a concise, directed approach as opposed to "HI NAME IS BLAH BLAH and I made BLAH BLAH BLAH, contact me at BLAHBLAHBLAH" posted over and over. Its a more subtle approach to building a brand by posting pictures, and letting your audience in a bit more into your personal life. When people feel more connected to you as an artist, people are more comfortable spending more money more often.

Splash marketing is a way to gently let your friends, and thus their friends know that you are available with a valuable resource and your instantly accessible when they need you.

by JonesArtGlass August 3, 2011

ocean marketing

1.) The direct opposite of good marketing
2.) Bad marketing
3.) Crying like a little bitch even though you are a 38 years old type marketing
4.) Borderline Personality Disorder

1.) Holy shit! They use clipart on their website? That's some ocean marketing.
2.) Really ... Welcome to the Internet ? Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were. (R) Ocean Marketing
3.) We are called ocean marketing because we are next to ocean. hurr

by streetdreams December 29, 2011

ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting")

A marketing faux pas/way of business where you don't take care of your customers as well as treat them like shit, and sooner or later a berated customer gets vocal, shit hits the fan, the PR goes viral, and in a matter of hours your business and name is kicked to the curb by your industry.

Paul Christoforo, who ran ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting"), berated a customer in an email convo, after O.M. wouldn't tell him when his video game controller purchase would arrive. The customer then sent the email convo to Mike Krahulik, a big name in the gaming industry (PAX convention organizer and penny-arcade.com co-creator) who posted it, effectively ruining O.M.'s chance of working in the industry again.

by dogfish83 December 30, 2011