Slut Monger

Basically a cheap lowlife pimp.

Hey you, slut monger, i need a cheap slut!!!

by Pope gregory the 5th July 11, 2003

skank monger

a male who only associates and/or has sexual intercourse with skanks. Most often the skank monger is a lowlevel child/man who refuses to grow up and can only find females with a similar case of arrested development to have sex with.
The male in question is most often a sad case himself; a wannabe musician,actor or skateboarder who cant keep a job and has a bad drug habit that he cant afford.
similar to a skank yanker or fish monger in that both the skank yanker and fish mongers both smell of rotten meat, weather it be of the dirty skank vagina or fish variety.

ex. "Omg, Matt Marsh only dates the skankiest hoes in town, he's such a skank monger!"

by Foebane October 10, 2013

Shoe monger

Some one who is obsessed with making shoes

What are your favourite hobbies? I love making shoes, I'm a real shoe monger

by I. M July 28, 2021

Shit Monger

1. Someone who obsseses over shit.

2. A fun curse used when in doubt.

Shes one bitching shit monger!

by Zoloft July 25, 2004

spaz munter

Someone who is different, weird or just plain stupid.
It's an insult but in a good way.

"I'm such as Spaz Munter, I just spilt coke over my shirt!"
"Sarah thinks Paul is a Spaz Munter, he's so stupid sometimes!"

by notnatsm February 4, 2004

skizzy munter

A more extreme version of a skizzy but more vile version of a bogan. A skizzy munter is similar to a bogan but upon closer inspection has some more repulsive/feral/skizzy characteristcs.

"check out that skizzy munter, he got a mullet and no teeth"

by jd April 19, 2005

spunk mugger

to be be spunk mugged.
to part with ones seed on the understanding that sufficient contraceptive precuations are in place.
the intention of the deception being to become pregnant for the purposes of securing a mate, coucil flat, celebrity child or financial gain through child support.

the spunk mugger can often be spotted congregating at the local council office. care should be taken not to aggitate them
as they often operate in packs and can be aggressive.

by mr lobby March 10, 2009