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Multiple Sneezer

Typically a male with the rare ability to have multiple orgasms. The number varies but to be qualified should normally meet or exceed three within a reasonable period of time. The sexual experience is one that approaches a state of mystical ecstasy for both partners involved, but most often for the female as she encounters her own multiple orgasms. Should a woman ever encounter such a man, they typically never let them out of their sight.

Known side effects are most commonly constant spousal or partner surveillance, & long term relationships resulting in marriage. But for the promiscuous types; frequent dating, multiple affairs, high rates of divorce, man-whoring and/or high paid careers in the porn industry.
That guy is a multiple sneezer, his girlfriend wont let him out of her sight.

see also, multiply-orgasmic, multiple cummer, lucky bastard or extremely lucky girl.
by luckygirl28 January 19, 2009
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Multiple Profile Disorder

Multiple profile disorder (MPD) is a social networking disorder characterized by having at least one "alter" personality that controls behavior. The "alters" are said to occur spontaneously and involuntarily, and function more or less independently of each other.

They may be evident by posts that are not characteristic of the known person and seem widely out of normal character. Some of the posts may be offensive and unfiltered.

The unity of consciousness, by which we identify our selves, is said to be absent in MPD. Another symptom of MPD is spontaneous posts in conjuction with amnesia, which can't be explained by ordinary forgetfulness.
Multiple Profile Disorder posts may include "Dear bitch who stole my parking space after I drove around and waited 20 minutes: You'll get your Christmas cheer in the form of karma."
by Sweet girl with angst issues December 7, 2010
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multiplayer game

filled up to the neck in hackers trolls and much more perfect for destroying your mental being with rage
hey Jim i heard that bill died of multiplayer game
by "words" August 22, 2020
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FaceBook Multiple Personality Disorder

(Abbreviated to FMPD) Someone who portrays themselves on Facebook completely differently to how they actually are/behave in real life.

i.e A quiet introvert in real life, but who frequently comments, makes jokes/banter over Facebook. Polar opposite personalities
"That Tommy has got serious Facebook Multiple Personality Disorder! Quiet as a mouse in real life... yet on FB he's the life and soul of the party..."
by BobajobRob March 14, 2012
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multiplayerbater

when a group of gamers sit in a room together and circle jerk (if u dont know wat a circle jerk is is masturbating).....(xbox live only. no psn sorrryy)
i am a multiplayerbater so i messaged my friends over xbox live to come over and multiplayerbate. to mastubate with a group of gamers
by iplaymw2 April 5, 2010
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multiple pregnancy

having 2 or more fetuses in your womb
by lolilove5sos April 3, 2015
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Multiplexcretia

A collective term to describe the cinema Multiplex fast fodder that clogs up the screens with stinking movies that are about as funny as dogs mess on your shoes. (eg. Paul Blart Mall Cop)
My local Odeon has seven screens, mostly showing the latest Multiplexcretia.
by OriginalStyla October 28, 2015
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