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Gutter Mustard

When someone is so drunk they walk out of the bar and puke in the gutter or on the curb. The vomit is normally a yellow hue from all the beer they have consumed; like mustard.
Oh look there goes Jim he is making Gutter Mustard again
by Hearevil October 1, 2010
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The Hen's Mustard

Used colloquially to mean an unnecessary addition of something 'Exciting' to what is already considered a functioning - if boring activity/object/product
"I used to quite like Dave's car, but that spoiler really is the Hen's Mustard"
by navarrone906 March 14, 2017
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Sharty Mustard Butt

When somebody sharts in their underwear and wallows around in it for a long period of time. The color and texture resembles a mustard like substance.
by KrissyNJbo June 19, 2010
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mustardish

A) a condiment, that's, as the name implies, a combination of mustard and relish
B) a color that's a mixture of mustard yellow and relish green
C) adj: something that's dark, murky, and possibly yucky, combined
Ron,, from the Harry Potter series,: yuck, my mom sent me a mustardish sweater.

Harry: it's actually maroon, you can't properly see the colour, due to the lack of light.
by Sexydimma July 20, 2013
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Mustard Gut

Quick pull the car over at the next gas station. I got the mustard gut and about to shart my pants.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016
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Playing Mustard

Involves working your ass off for a few days prior to taking time off work, as opposed to playing catch-up (ketchup) upon your return to the office afterwards.
"Hey Bryan, you wanna duck out early today and play a quick 18 with Frank and Toby down at the country club?"
"I wish man. I’ll be in the office playing mustard for the next 3 days before Krista and I head to Bermuda for our 10-year anniversary next week."
by Cheeky Mirth February 4, 2016
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Shoe Mustard

When your dogglestyle cream pie drips onto your kicks.
I Left my Jordans on for more traction, now I got this big ass blob of Shoe Mustard that won't come out. I'm lucky it wasn't truffle butter.
by Jogney brogden October 29, 2018
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