muffintitus

is the rapidly spreading disese that makes one addicted to muffins..worse than any type of drug. Muffintitus can make you bankrupt from spending all your money on muffins. Usually the top of the muffin is wanted the most.

Whoa..i just looked at that damn muffin and caught muffintitus.

by jen nish May 5, 2008

muffinous

The act of emulating a muffin, or an other delicious dessert or pastry (i.e. donut)

She is SO muffinous and cute!

by Jax August 1, 2003

Muffintits

A cute girl (usually smaller) with perfectly proportioned, round, perky breasts.

Did you see what she was wearing today? Trying to hide them perfect little muffintits.

by theoddsmaker February 17, 2009

Muffintop

The squidgy doughnut-like fold of chubbyness between the tummy and the breast area...that sits atop the waistband of jeans that are two sizes too small.

You should try a size bigger in those jeans, you've got serious Muffintop!

by No_angel_xx December 23, 2004

tennessee muffintop

V/N. The act of a male penetrating the excess fat of a BBW with his jizz lizzard. Prior urination for lube is optional.

Willy G gave Elle the greatest Tennessee muffintop that fat bitch could handle.

by notjayden69 December 9, 2013

muffinfolds

The bits of excess lovehandle that bulge over a pair of pants with a tight waistband, thus resembling the edge of a muffin.

My good Lord I need to start losing some weight! Just look at the size of these muffinfolds!

by deadloss September 26, 2010

Muffinkat

A muffin with chunks of kit-kat baked into it.

Me: Dude i have the munchies so bad lets make some muffinkats o.o

by mossboss November 6, 2010