The Muffin Man

The sexiest forumer in all the intarweb. Usually accompanied by Teh Gates.

The Muffin Man for mod!

by Teh Muffin Man May 4, 2004

The Muffin Man

A person *cough* brenda *cough*, who tells people that they are the muffin man.

Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man.Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Trudy Lane.
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on trudy lane.

by RCG210 November 8, 2003

Muffin Man

A man whose strange obsessions are tragically made apparent to wife shortly after marriage. Expression as in, "that muffin was delicious yesterday but today it's morphed into a load of fat".

"Girl, you thought he was man but he only was a muffin" F.Zappa (Muffin Man)

by a muffin man September 15, 2011

Muffin Man

the man at costco that hands out the free muffin samples.

"do you know the muffin man?"
"the muffin man?"
"the muffin man..."
"yes i know the muffin man...who lives on drury lane?"
"shes...married to the muffin man."
"the muffin man?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!"
*note* watch shrek

by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003

Muffin man

When a bitch comes up in a club and slaps or takes your baked goods

Dang i was up in the sizzler last night and that muffin man took my crescent roll!

by Oglockk April 21, 2009

Muffin Man

A drug dealer, usually dealing in pot

Hey, I'm looking for a Muffin Man, do you know where I can find one?

by Nolan AM January 15, 2008

Muffin Man

A true gangsta and pimp who lives on drurberrylane

COOL GUY: Yo gangsta wat up dog, how's you be's trippin'

Muffin Man: Man notin much sept I's just be's chillin wit my new hoe ya dig?

by Isaiah June 9, 2004