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muffin stuffer

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Plowing or Piledriving a girl that is a little on the chubby side.
When she puts on jeans some fat from her waist goes over the top of the pants making her look like a "Muffin". So when you plow this girl you are hence a "Muffin Stuffer!"
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Muffin Shot

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Invented by a person named Muffin, this act is when a person places the tip of his penis under the nose of his partner and shoots his load into the nasal cavity. Following the actual shot, the load is then snorted and swallowed.
Dude, I just blew a Muffin Shot right up my girlfriend's nose! Shit was so cash!
by White Power Ranger June 9, 2011
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Muffin Sock

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a sock, usually knee high or similar, worn by an extremely tubby person, causing the the flesh to bulge over the top of the sock similar to breakfast muffin overflow.

Similar to a muffin top but occurring whenever sock constricts flesh and causes bulging overflow.
Rick: did you see that roller derby chick?

Dale: with the knee high socks..?

Rick: yeah, girl should rethink her sock choice...serious muffin sock! Gross!
by Pamann May 7, 2011
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muffin stain

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A sweat stain left in a pantie after a workout by a fat chick
"You're being a muffin stain"
by Mr Isso September 16, 2013
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Muffin Slider

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When two girls rub their pussy’s together.
Dude, Jo is a real muffin slider.

From Libby: I muffin slided Becky last night and it was orgasmic.
by DankeyKong420 October 14, 2017
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Muffin smuggler

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A lesbian who can get a straight woman to cheat on her husband by sleeping with her.
Damn, Susan is a total muffin smuggler.
by Ohyeah225 December 9, 2019
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muffin steamer

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A Muffin Steamer is when a person usually a baby has shit in his or her pants while sitting down or in the action of sitting down creating a huge steaming mess that sticks between asscheeks or muffins.
After my baby turned two weeks old, his muffin steamers got bigger and bigger.
by PamperStamper July 24, 2006
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