muffin

a very good prostitute

on NJ streets i met a couple of muffins

by candiipaint July 27, 2009

muffin

The pudge of flabby skin that hangs over the front of your pants at the waistline. It looks just like a muffin and how it rises out over the paper cup you bake them in.

I can't wear this half-top until I loose this muffin.

You've got a muffin going on there.

by Ember June 04, 2005

muffin

Usually used to reffer to a womans breasts so that no profanity is used.
Also used in a playfull manner to comment on breasts

Nice muffins Amie.
Thanks.

by *Dizzy D* March 04, 2006

muffin

Its a mother fucking muffin.

If you don't know what a muffin is you can go fuck your self up the anus.

Dayam nigger! This muffin is better then kfc!

by Nicholas Bryan April 07, 2005

muffin

Used to describe the unattractive effect achieved when a girl wears pants that are too low cut and too tight. This creates a bulge of fat around the hip and stomach area, resembling the top of a muffin that is too big for its case.

Also described as ‘muffin top’

“Those pants give her the biggest muffin. Ugh.”

by Quislingite March 15, 2005

muffin

Young attractive woman working on a political campaign.

Jack! may have trouble with his last name, but he's got the best looking muffins on his campaign.

by ilk March 23, 2004

muffin

a word for some one very cute and sweet. only in my opinion btw.

he is my muffin

by strange February 20, 2004