Murdering Shoes

A pair of solid black shoes, worn only when approaching lonely women on unlit streets from behind. Sold at most department stores.

I see a young lady traveling towards Journey's End. Better put on my murdering shoes

by xDB-1x November 13, 2011

MurderingCat

MurderingCat is the best Mc Player.

Praise our Minecraft lord MurderingCat!

by beenq March 20, 2021

pain and suffering

a general description of life

how one feels when they wake up

Person 1: How's life?

Person 2: Pain and Suffering

Person 1: Haha, that sounds like a you problem

by Pain in a nutshell May 10, 2021

muffgrinding

The act of rubbing vaginas against one another vigorously, with the intent of sexual stimulation to the point of orgasm.

The chicks in that porn flick engaged in some serious muffgrinding before the guy with the long shlong showed up.

by t-mano December 1, 2006

human suffering

The thing that gets me through the day

John: Man i love the smell of human suffering in the morning.

by Osteoprotips January 18, 2017

EveryDay I'm Buffering

It's when your internet connection is so slow that when trying to watch a video it is buffering.

Teacher: Kids lets watch the news update online!
Kids: Yay!
(Teacher loads page)
Kid 1: Aww it's buffering!
Kid 2: Everyday I'm Buffering! (Starts dancing)

by personqwerty123456789 June 13, 2012

The Suffering

A game for the Xbox where you play as Torque...a man accused of murdering his family. What turns out to be sitting in a regular prison....awaiting his time to be executed...all hell breaks loose...literally...you must escape the demon infested prison, and the ending of the game depends on your character's actions.

My bro: "The Suffering is such a scary ass game"
Me: "...cool! I wanna play it!"

by Dirge February 13, 2005