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muellerizing

Meaning to perform a process with gaps in accountability, bureaucratic fumbling, and a general lack of sense. Popularized by Nicole Wallace on her MSNBC TV show Dateline: White House when discussing the 1/6 committee.
In an effort to avoid the display of military uniforms during the insurrection the authorities ended up muellerizing the process of deploying troops to defend the congress.
by lawandco November 19, 2021
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Brian Mueller

(noun) : the supreme ruler of the grand marketing scheme also known as Grand Canyon University.

the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public

the current president of GCU
*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*

Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro
by insecureitalian October 30, 2021
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Muellering

The lingering urge to believe and fantasize that the outcome of a process or proceeding will end with victory and vindication.
My husband is in a jolly mood these days muellering about Trump being found guilty on at least one of his felony charges and is sentenced to jail.
by gshook November 30, 2023
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mrs mueller

The best teacher you could ever ask for. She’s nice, funny, and she is amazing all around. She will get on ur nerves, but she’s sweet and confident
Mrs mueller just gave me the biggest hug! I love her I wish she was my teacher!
by Aaliyahvibez21 May 17, 2022
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Mueller Religion

The Mueller Religion is one only true freaks on natures can be apart of. You have to be born into this religion and also go through an "awakening arc" where you're let on your own in the Alaskan wilderness (naked) for 3 years and have to fend for youself. There is one leader of the religion and that role is passed down by generations. Once you have been accepted into the Mueller Religion your skin instantly becomes rock hard and you hands have calyces that are forever lasting.
The Mueller Religion is a very old German religion passed down by the Muellers and strictly the Muellers
by TurdPoo December 9, 2021
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Andrew Mueller

A leader among peasents, a deity upon mortals, a Mueller among civilians. Andrew Mueller is a half cyber half flesh being. He wields an ubsurdly large battle axe in battle. Andrew (Milk Man) Mueller. Crazy skater, made Tony Hawk cry. Cuts wood and starts fires on a daily. Whenever Andrew Mueller thinks of an Idea a large bomb is set off in a 100 mile radius. Andrew Mueller is the dominant primoridal beast that has been leader for the Muellers since the time of dawn. First real man to ever step foot on the moon. He is the creator of steroyeds. Andrew Mueller is a German-born, London-based fnaf enthusiast and author. He is a 10 time gold medalist winner for fastest time to skin a living hog/boar, and also regularly writes for The Independent, The Independent on Sunday, The Financial.
I feel like Andrew Mueller -ing some hogs right about now...
by TurdPoo December 18, 2021
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elise mueller

man that elise mueller is the sexist man alive!!!!!!
by Kurapikasupremicy February 23, 2022
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