Mudhoney

The most relevant antithetic definition to "honey" for a person who, acting as a real bastard, cannot be called "honey" anymore. Compound of "mud" and "honey" where the sweetness of honey is corrupted by the presence of mud that makes bitter like grudge an elaborate and sweet substance like honey which symbolize love.

x: goin' 2 have a shower buddy. see ya
y: see ya honey
x: hugs hd kizza
y: i'm stayin on line anyway
x: r u at work or at home?
y: at work. Just a lifer
x: k
y: what? kiss or ok?
x: k like ok. ahhhh
y: if u breath like tha the screen would melt down! :)
x: o god u re disgusting
y: u too
x: don't think so
y: no. I think you're disgusting. I hate you babe
x: oh. I guess it is your way to appriciate minestuff
y: oooh yess!
x: see?
y: i like your syuff
x: no. stuff
y: where this accuracy comes from? all in one time girl?
x: oh. all in me
y: which one of yourselves?
x: the whole. ah hah ah
y: you need an expert
x: what for?
y: brain expert
x: aaaaaaaaa
y: i think u need help in the shower too
y: i would be helpful
x: yep i guess
y: well
x: flavour? cuz u'r a bathfoam don't ya?
y: I'd rather not
x: no?
x: let me guess...
y: too harrowing
x: oh. bye now
y: bye mudhoney
y: My love for u is turning into hate

by Schwa n°1 September 8, 2008

MUDHONEY

Over-rated dirt punk band of the grunge scene. Many grunge fans think that this is good music, when in fact its nothing more than watered down punk rock.

Mudhoney sounds like old punk but more like girlie punk.

by Electrichoneybuz August 14, 2006

Mud monkey

The name given to a completely useless project manager who is incapable of making any decisions for themselves and consistently use employees with far superior knowledge to answer questions and write emails for them while they take the credit for your work.

You know our project manager is a real mud monkey he is completely useless and might as well live out his life as a fudge dragon!

by Phlegm monkey September 16, 2017

Mud Monkey

Noun.
A synonym for chewing tobacco or dipping tobacco.

Hey you boys wanna pack a mud monkey?

by hairydolphin217 November 15, 2017

Mud monkey

Nickname for an African American

I hate mud monkeys

by Mudmonkey1 May 25, 2022

Mud Monkey

A massive, 5lb pile of shit sitting in your underwear, telling you to go back to diapers.

"Bob laid a big mud monkey in his underwear to cool off his asshole, after being brutally assaulted by his uncle."

by Cloud126 April 19, 2023

Mud Monkey

The direct comparison to Snow Bunny, but for fly white guys who like black women! Some call them race traitors, others call them wiggas. Are you a wigga?

When I die Ima go to mud monkey heaven

by Lilxanhasmyheart June 24, 2024