Tuff Mudder

When you're having anal sex and the person on the receiving end bleeds and shits on you're dick while you cum.

Chris: Dude this one time Sally and I were doing anal and she bled out of her asshole and she fudged my stick dude once I came.

Josh: dude no way she gave you a tuff mudder!!!!!!!!

by Notsex July 31, 2013

tonsil muddler

A well-endowed boy's dick, which he uses to mash tonsils the same way a bartender muddles a cocktail.

Cameron made his girlfriend gag on his tonsil muddler before rewarding her with some throat cream.

by Fellatio Connoisseur December 13, 2017

Thomas Müller

That one German footballer who beat the 2 GOATS Of football CR7 and Messi

Thomas Müller just beat Brazil 7-1

by Droit May 25, 2023

muller

To intentionally injure an opponent in rugby by smashing them in a tackle.

I'm gonna muller that short and cocky one on the wing

by Habana January 28, 2008

mulder-roll

When a bad throw is made in disc golf, but the frisbee rolls toward the basket and turns it into a decent drive.

I can't believe how lucky you got on that mulder-roll, you are almost at the hole.

by Zyphus March 29, 2007

Bette Midler

One of the guitars belonging to Andrew VanWyngarden of MGMT, Bette is a USA Workshop Series 61 South. She's adored by the fans and was used in MGMT's first tour, which began in 2008. Bette was also used in the latter part of the 2010 Congratulations tour.

Fan 1: Look, it's Andrew and Bette Midler!
Fan 2: How attractive!
Fan 1: Yeah, and Andrew's looking nice too.

by ilovemusic:) November 4, 2010

mutler

A Primate servant known more formally as a mutler.

Queen:-Charles get the mutler to bring me some tea.
Charles:-Mutler get the queen some tea
Mutler:-*A variety of monkey noises that make no sence to us*
But im sure if we could understand him...it would have gone like this
Mutler:-Get Your own Damn Tea!

by Surferrdude February 22, 2008