A one sided relationship in which the 'Mudge' believes they are in a committed official relationship zone, when they have actually been placed permanently in the friend zone. This is obvious to all others around the 'Mudge'.
A: Whoa dude, does he know she's got him in a Mudge situation?
B: Nah, he thinks he's in.
A: Poor guy. She's really into Joe. Look at his six pack, even I'd go for that
B: Nah, he thinks he's in.
A: Poor guy. She's really into Joe. Look at his six pack, even I'd go for that
by womanofyourdreams December 25, 2016
Get the A Mudge Situation mug.The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.
Example
Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.
Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!
Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.
Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!
by Stuneree January 28, 2023
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It's a friendship destroyer tool coupled with an addiction provider.
It's through this bot that you will see if your friends are really your friends.
If you've already had a wish stolen, remember that you're not the first and certainly won't be the last.
There is a legend that says :
"๐๐ ๐๐๐๐กโ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ ๐ค๐๐ โ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐ก ๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ โ๐๐ ๐ค๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐".
It's through this bot that you will see if your friends are really your friends.
If you've already had a wish stolen, remember that you're not the first and certainly won't be the last.
There is a legend that says :
"๐๐ ๐๐๐๐กโ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ ๐ค๐๐ โ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐ก ๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ โ๐๐ ๐ค๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐".
by NormalRandomPeople May 17, 2021
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Get the Midget Forehead mug.A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.
Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.
by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016
Get the midget hitter mug.A scampy or rascally child, especially one that is dirty. Also used to describe an adult that is behaving in a childish fashion.
"Did you smear that ice cream all over your face? You are such a mudget."
"You really played hooky from work just to see the new Avengers move? Dude, you are such a mudget."
"You really played hooky from work just to see the new Avengers move? Dude, you are such a mudget."
by pseudonym10.0.0.1 June 12, 2013
Get the Mudget mug.The act of fucking a chick significantly smaller than you, typically at least 100 pounds lighter and 12 inches shorter in height.
Ben: Did you see that chick Rob hooked up with last night, she was like 5 feet tall and 95 pounds. I think it was Sandra. She like dudes over 6'4".
Curtis: Yeah, he told me he was going to "Nuke the Midget" last night, I just wasn't sure it was Sandra. I was too wasted.
Curtis: Yeah, he told me he was going to "Nuke the Midget" last night, I just wasn't sure it was Sandra. I was too wasted.
by Mil3Druid3 November 30, 2014
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