Morten is an amazing guy who will treat you like a princess. He’s hilarious and knows how to make the sun shine on a cloudy day. He’s wise and is the best person to go to for advice. He’s extremely romantic and makes you feel... there’s no words to describe how wonderful he’ll make you feel. He can be sensitive so make sure you treat him right and remind him that he’s the only one and how much you love him. He can be stubborn at times. Mortens will always be honest with you. If you ask for his opinion, he’ll tell you what he thinks despite if it seems harsh. He only does it because he truly cares. You will never have to worry about him cheating on you. He always keeps his promises and will always try his best to make sure you’re happy. If you meet a Morten, never let him go because you’ll never meet anyone like him.
Omg you and your boyfriend are so cute!! I wish I had a boyfriend like him!! What’s his name?
Morten 😍
No wonder he’s so perfect!!
Morten 😍
No wonder he’s so perfect!!
by Morten’sgirl December 1, 2018
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The wallpaper consists of dull colours and patterns of those used in the 1970’s. The bed is one grade up from the comfort of one found in a prison cell and still has a short trail of sperm hanging from the lower corner from the previous occupants’ adventures from the night before. Bathrooms occasionally have locks on the door and are just big enough so that when you open the door, there is about 1cm between IT and the bath tub. Toilet paper is single-ply and comes off in small individual squares and shower curtains are brown, sticky, moldy, and never long enough to reach from one wall to the other leaving a puddle of water for when you get out. Finding the right combination of hot and cold to get a decent temperature is near impossible. Turn the tap a fraction too far and the chlorine water is hot enough to sear the eyeballs from your skull. If you didn’t bring any shower gel with you, don’t worry. Some is provided for you in convenient little sachets. These things are great and leave your body feeling sticky and dirtier than it did before.
The wallpaper consists of dull colours and patterns of those used in the 1970’s. The bed is one grade up from the comfort of one found in a prison cell and still has a short trail of sperm hanging from the lower corner from the previous occupants’ adventures from the night before. Bathrooms occasionally have locks on the door and are just big enough so that when you open the door, there is about 1cm between IT and the bath tub. Toilet paper is single-ply and comes off in small individual squares and shower curtains are brown, sticky, moldy, and never long enough to reach from one wall to the other leaving a puddle of water for when you get out. Finding the right combination of hot and cold to get a decent temperature is near impossible. Turn the tap a fraction too far and the chlorine water is hot enough to sear the eyeballs from your skull. If you didn’t bring any shower gel with you, don’t worry. Some is provided for you in convenient little sachets. These things are great and leave your body feeling sticky and dirtier than it did before.
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Morteludusexual comes from the Latin words for "death" and "game".
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Morteludusexual comes from the Latin words for "death" and "game".
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Person 1: Thanks bro I'll try my best
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Person 1: Will it work?
Person 2: Definitely
Person 1: Send link then
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Person 1: Thanks bro I'll try my best
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Kids: Aaaw dang-it ma!
Kids: Aaaw dang-it ma!
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